Completely Shallow and Pointless Popularity Contest

[snoozan]

Well, sort of. Closer to Philly. More like, 99% of the way from Heartbreak to Philly. JBT lives with me. In a non-carnal sort of straight-family-meet-fabby-gay-queen way.

I'm in DE.

If I were in Nebraska I'd run away. Quickly.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Well, sort of. Closer to Philly. More like, 99% of the way from Heartbreak to Philly. JBT lives with me. In a non-carnal sort of straight-family-meet-fabby-gay-queen way.

I'm in DE.

If I were in Nebraska I'd run away. Quickly.

good plan. (concerning Nebraska)

I guess you and JBT can carpool in that case.

 

[joyboytoy79]

good plan. (concerning Nebraska)

I guess you and JBT can carpool in that case.

Yes, and we can bring MB too! As she's in our back yard.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Unpopular to whom?!?

Uhm... I don't wanna name names... Can i plead the fifth?

 

[B_big dirigible]

This is odd. The really, really, really fucktard threads are usually started on Fridays.

But it's only Tuesday. So are some of you running early, or are you running late?

 

[twinn]

mega dick is coolest...i posted pics for the first time evr in my life and his compliments put me on cloud nine! a real gentleman and always participates!

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

This is odd. The really, really, really fucktard threads are usually started on Fridays.

But it's only Tuesday. So are some of you running early, or are you running late?

well to be honest I'm relatively inexperienced at starting fucktard threads so I may have gotten the days mixed up. Sorry about that.

 

[B_Stronzo]

mega dick is coolest...i posted pics for the first time evr in my life and his compliments put me on cloud nine! a real gentleman and always participates!

Fuck man! I've just looked. You are stunning. How'd I miss you :33:

 

[Lex]

Uhm... I don't wanna name names... Can i plead the fifth?

There is NO pleading the 5th in my torture chamber.

This is odd. The really, really, really fucktard threads are usually started on Fridays.

But it's only Tuesday. So are some of you running early, or are you running late?

And somehow you always sniff them out. AMAZING talent there!

 

[Lex]

Yes, and we can bring MB too! As she's in our back yard.

And where will I ride? At 6'2" I hope you have a car with lots of legroom!

 

[GoneA]

Mindseye Is The Fuckin' Man!!!!

 

[GoneA]

... although I voted for everyone because they're all fabulous. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

OK, HOLD ON!!! FIRST, I totally stumbled across this by accident, and was no small bit surprised that I was IN it. I mean, OK, so I start with an "N", but still! You'd think someone, OK, ANYone, would've mentioned it to me. :tongue:

Second, I did a multi-vote (people I actually chat with), and one of them was of course for myself, because I didn't want to be the only person without a vote next to their name. That's when it got scary. I'm in the top 3??? How'd that happen??? No, I'm not complaining. I'm just shocked is all.

I voted for novice. Just because.

:notworthy::notworthy:

...I'm less worried now that I'll be obligated to fuck novice_btm.

Wait, is that my prize if i "win"? It won't be as bad as you think.

I can't help but think it could get a lot worse than that for you.

THANK YOU, Matthew! :kiss: See? Told you so, NIC. :tongue:

 

[Lex]

OK, HOLD ON!!! FIRST, I totally stumbled across this by accident, and was no small bit surprised that I was IN it...., I'm not complaining. I'm just shocked is all.

I hear you say that about all the cocks you get caught riding. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

I hear you say that about all the cocks you get caught riding. :wink:

No, no, no, I said "..no small bit surprised that I was IN it", and NOT that "IT was IN... ME". :tongue:

Hmm, I keep rereading NIC's post, and can't stop hearing Trent screaming out "Closer" in my head, over, and over, and over, and... Mmm... saddle up NIC. :tongue:

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

And where will I ride? At 6'2" I hope you have a car with lots of legroom!

Where are you located Lex? I don't think any of my darkest thoughts or dreams are in Deleware.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Wait, is that my prize if i "win"? It won't be as bad as you think.

well... competition is heating up, maybe we'll find out.

[edit] Cheryl, get back in here and vote for yourself.

 

[novice_btm]

well... competition is heating up, maybe we'll find out.

I promise, I'll do my damnest to make your 1% happy. :tongue:

 

[Ethyl]

Ooooh ooooh, I'm a photographer, I'll bring the still cameras, tripods, lights, backgrounds, props, and lube.

Thank you, Snoozan. I hope you're as excited about your directorial debut as I am. :tongue:

Alright, since I cannot possibly win the contest and be in the sex film (uh, I'm not one of those popular "M or N people"), I will volunteer to do the videography and publicity stills. I have all the necessary equipment (literally and suggestively), my tripod is fully functional, I have the necessary gear to create stunning photo sets...

So, the winners need to meet at my place. I'll even serve appetizers, drinks, and dinner - after I film the fleshpile. I could possibly even need a couple of gaffers and best boys. Any volunteers?

You are the perfect host, DC. Much obliged. If you've viewed the comments in Ryan's gallery, you know there's no shortage of volunteers.

Since i am an unpopular "J person" I will volunteer to assist at your get-together. I'm an excellent cook, perhaps i can prepare your appetizers and dinner? And then, of course, i can assist with the flexhpile!

Unpopular? I can't imagine a fleshpile without you, JBT.

Unpopular to whom?!?
I'm there! name the place and it's going to be a MD, DE, NOVA, DC connection.

Can I borrow your harness? Just while we're filming...please?

here's the perfect soundtrack for this M - N - M - N - MeaNingless thread

(scroll down to the last two videos and see it originally used for a Swedish skin flick)

mah-na-mah-na


make it a mighty naked fleshpile and get lots of coverage.
one lens is never enough. :wink:

Ahhhh. Leave it to rawbone to set the mood. :biggrin1:

This is odd. The really, really, really fucktard threads are usually started on Fridays.

But it's only Tuesday. So are some of you running early, or are you running late?

Hey, it's grumpus! Crack a smile and join in the fun. Admit it. You know you want to...

mega dick is coolest...i posted pics for the first time evr in my life and his compliments put me on cloud nine! a real gentleman and always participates!

Stronzo's right...you're hot. I'm sure there's room for you somewhere.

... although I voted for everyone because they're all fabulous. :wink:

Kissing ass will get you everywhere, especially in amateur porn. :biggrin1:

OK, HOLD ON!!! FIRST, I totally stumbled across this by accident, and was no small bit surprised that I was IN it. I mean, OK, so I start with an "N", but still! You'd think someone, OK, ANYone, would've mentioned it to me. :tongue:

Second, I did a multi-vote (people I actually chat with), and one of them was of course for myself, because I didn't want to be the only person without a vote next to their name. That's when it got scary. I'm in the top 3??? How'd that happen??? No, I'm not complaining. I'm just shocked is all.


:notworthy::notworthy:


Wait, is that my prize if i "win"? It won't be as bad as you think..

If you win, then you have my congratulations. If not, earlier in another thread you offered to be a fluffer. You'll have to appeal heavily to Ryan's 1% but if he's up for it....

 

[dannymawg]

I pointlessly voted... but for everybody except MarkyMark or whatever cuz I haven't read anything by him - yet(?).

I'll volunteer to run the street team on this one :biggrin1: