Compliment from my new doctor

[Volumen]

This wasn't exactly a crazy or erotic experience but I was amused by the situation.

Just yesterday I visited a doctor who is popular in my neighborhood for the first time. The guy I used to see is an asshole and his staff are a bunch of rude zombies.
My new doctor is an (I believe) Chinese man in his mid-50's or so. He was a friendly dude and I instantly felt more comfortable than I did at my old doctor's.

The check-up was standard until the end when he asked if I'd be comfortable if he examined my penis. I said "sure." He then asked me if I was circumcised and I tried to explain to him that while I'm snipped, I still have an excess amount of foreskin. He basically just gave me a "what the fuck" kind of look and proceeded.

I took my pants down and he started poking and prodding me per the usual. I fluff very easily no matter who's messing around down there (male or female). He made a few muttering sounds like he was thinking things over and then said "good size." I had to do a double take because I've never once had a doctor (or heard of a doctor) commenting on a patient's genitalia when it wasn't medical related. I almost chuckled because he was so matter of fact about it. I didn't even have a reply, I was so taken aback. Maybe it's because I'm not particularly hung. I can only imagine how he reacts when guys with horse-dicks similar to what's on this site saunter into his office.

After I zipped up he said, "It looks like you are uncircumcised and that's okay." I started to say... "I know it's okay but i'm not technically..." but just gave up when he again stared at me.

Anyway, has anyone else had any dick related experiences at the doctor's or a hospital? Also, is this the right forum for this sort of topic?

 

[Cockmo]

Let me preface this by saying that I curve up when erect. And get erect when the wind blows. I have a new doc and just completed by annual physical with him. He seemed to spend an inordinate amount of examining my prostrate. It got me hard! Next he checked my balls. (at this time my dick is up on my belly). He examined it too while I was hard and assured me that it was okay. He mentioned about the size and asked if I had any sexual concerns. OMG, I just wanted to say: YES, why don't these guys open their mouths wider. It takes a couple days to recover from the teeth marks! Dang!!

 

[bigbucky]

in my mid teens, I had a sports exam and the doc said, "it looks like you came thru puberty okay."

I had a new female doc, give me an IDOT physical. we got to the hernia/cough test, and she was very nervous, saying she didn't want to do this but she had to. she was looking the other way, reached in under the gown and grabbed my cock, instead of my balls. "oh my God!" I had a slight chub. lol she was actually kind of cute. she reached back under and grabbed my balls. "oh my God!" again. I have big balls. we completed the hernia test and she practically ran out of the room. a few months later, in the summer, I found out she was renting a duplex a few doors down. saw her I few times while walking my dog, and she couldn't look me in the eye. I said Hi! anyway.

 

[someperson]

This wasn't exactly a crazy or erotic experience but I was amused by the situation.

Just yesterday I visited a doctor who is popular in my neighborhood for the first time. The guy I used to see is an asshole and his staff are a bunch of rude zombies.
My new doctor is an (I believe) Chinese man in his mid-50's or so. He was a friendly dude and I instantly felt more comfortable than I did at my old doctor's.

The check-up was standard until the end when he asked if I'd be comfortable if he examined my penis. I said "sure." He then asked me if I was circumcised and I tried to explain to him that while I'm snipped, I still have an excess amount of foreskin. He basically just gave me a "what the fuck" kind of look and proceeded.

I took my pants down and he started poking and prodding me per the usual. I fluff very easily no matter who's messing around down there (male or female). He made a few muttering sounds like he was thinking things over and then said "good size." I had to do a double take because I've never once had a doctor (or heard of a doctor) commenting on a patient's genitalia when it wasn't medical related. I almost chuckled because he was so matter of fact about it. I didn't even have a reply, I was so taken aback. Maybe it's because I'm not particularly hung. I can only imagine how he reacts when guys with horse-dicks similar to what's on this site saunter into his office.

After I zipped up he said, "It looks like you are uncircumcised and that's okay." I started to say... "I know it's okay but i'm not technically..." but just gave up when he again stared at me.

Anyway, has anyone else had any dick related experiences at the doctor's or a hospital? Also, is this the right forum for this sort of topic?

All of my check ups have been done by female doctors.


last one was not that great of a experience. It was very clear she did not have much experience with foreskins at all. Maybe she was hoping to be the first to pull it back?.. lol It did hurt but I did not flinch at all or say anything about it..

thinking "unsexy" thoughts did keep hardon at bay.

 

[KindlyJedi]

Only once, ever. It wasn't a compliment, per se...last year I got an annual physical from a new female doctor. I was nervous, because I was 41 and new it was likely I'd be getting my first prostate exam. It was all fine, but when she first saw my penis, she gave a little gasp and blushed a bit. Not sure why, but I assumed she'd never seen an uncircumcised grown man before, because this was something I've come across with other docs before. Other than that initial reaction, everything was fine. She's still our family GP to this day; she's polite, kind, and professional with a good bedside manner.

Most of my doctors in the past were older gents, who ignored my intact status, but a very few either commented on it or seemed confused by it. One even asked me if I've ever considered circumcision...I said "Huh? Whatever for?" It's strange, living in a country where something like 90% of the men in my age range are circ'ed, and of course most of my docs over the years just assumed...including our newest, most likely.

When I broke my back in 2001, I spent over a month in a hospital bed. I had to be sponge-bathed by various nurses. Usually, the older ladies would do this, but once it was done by two attractive younger women. When they got to my crotch, there was much giggling and blushing, and they seemed covertly fascinated by it, especially when I took the cloth and retracted to clean under the foreskin. Later that day, I was dozing off (morphine has that effect), I overheard them whispering to another younger nurse. I heard the words "cute guy"..."big"..."uncut"...and more stifled giggling. LOL! My ego got a big boost that day. When they came in, I pretended to be sleeping, but I'm sure I was blushing bright red. To this day, I always wonder about young female nurses and wether or not they do that a lot...y'know, sneak peeks and talk about these things with other nurses...

 

[rjp1346]

My regular Doctor sent me to see a Urologist, for a prostate problem. When the Urologist came in the room, saw he was about 35 to 40 years old. Got the usual
order to drop the pants and underwear, dropped the pants but was going commando, he told me the usual. When he was done, I turned around and he was my RPA. He reached out took hold of it and said that looks hot. He proceeded to drop his pant, also a commando man, and showed me his PA. We compared jewelry sizes, I was a
00g and he was a 0g. A very interesting afternoon, we spent more time discussing our piercing than anything else.

 

[Laserbeak]

My regular Doctor sent me to see a Urologist, for a prostate problem. When the Urologist came in the room, saw he was about 35 to 40 years old. Got the usual
order to drop the pants and underwear, dropped the pants but was going commando, he told me the usual. When he was done, I turned around and he was my RPA. He reached out took hold of it and said that looks hot. He proceeded to drop his pant, also a commando man, and showed me his PA. We compared jewelry sizes, I was a
00g and he was a 0g. A very interesting afternoon, we spent more time discussing our piercing than anything else.

Pretty hot! Would have been a porn fantasy if he had fucked you right there!

 

[sspen]

I went to a urologist when I was about 18. Right after I dropped trou, he said "we'll, you're plenty 'masculine'." That made my day.

 

[deleted136887]

I have to do comprehensive medicals at least 2 per year.[Nature of my job]
I have NEVER had a professional medical person make ANY comment about my cock when they have had to handle/see it, much less any sexual advances.
I would imagine spending all that time ,effort and to become a MD/DR and then seeing one average cock and making a sexual comment in this day and age that could jeopardize one's career makes a lot of sense.
Maybe I am just too average or go to the real doctors?
I would actually prefer that the person dealing with my health/medical situation is clinical and remote actually.

 

[firtydun]

I went to the STD clinic for a check up, and the doctor that looked at my dick said it was "marvellous". I still don't know quite what to make of it. He was a little bit camp too.

His exact words were, "Everything is looking marvellous down there".

Maybe he says that to everyone, I have no idea...

 

[D_Miranda_Wrights]

I don't want to ruin the fun, but I agree that -- as an MD -- I'd never make anything remotely resembling a sexual comment. You don't know your patient or their mental state. Some might take this as a violation, and others might incorrectly perceive it as a come-on. It's just not worth the risk, to my patient or my own ass.

But saying "things look great," etc., isn't really past the line, and probably makes people feel good...so why not

 

[joejack]

Comment I got from a male urologist: "Remarkable girth'.

 

[Petrolhead]

I don't want to ruin the fun, but I agree that -- as an MD -- I'd never make anything remotely resembling a sexual comment. You don't know your patient or their mental state. Some might take this as a violation, and others might incorrectly perceive it as a come-on. It's just not worth the risk, to my patient or my own ass.

But saying "things look great," etc., isn't really past the line, and probably makes people feel good...so why not

i agree. some of the comments sound a little inappropriate in that professional setting. not that i mind them, but the way some people are these days it could lead to trouble

 

[miamirt]

I don't want to ruin the fun, but I agree that -- as an MD -- I'd never make anything remotely resembling a sexual comment. You don't know your patient or their mental state. Some might take this as a violation, and others might incorrectly perceive it as a come-on. It's just not worth the risk, to my patient or my own ass.

But saying "things look great," etc., isn't really past the line, and probably makes people feel good...so why not

Damn Young Native... you can be my doc any day with that gear!!! :wink:

 

[D_Candy_Barre]

Why would a doctor in a routine medical exam, ask permission to check a guy's penis? Sounds a little like another fantasy to me.
As someone has already said, no proper doctor would act this way, surefire way to get himself struck off and sued.

 

[colgan1999]

I find this difficult to believe

 

[Volumen]

I found it difficult to believe when it happened to me, lol. Like I said, it wasn't erotic in any way. He wasn't stroking or tugging me and there was no sexual undertone in his voice when he made the comment. He said it like it was part of the exam. The way he said it, he may as well have been saying, "everything looks healthy."

And he most certainly did ask me beforehand if it would be alright if he examined my penis. Like I said, I did find it unusual. Although, when I was 18, a female doctor I was visiting also asked me if she could examine me and even had a nurse stand in the room with us as a witness. I asked my mother (who is a nurse) about the "witness" and she said she assumed it was so people couldn't accuse them of anything, even though she had never heard of a situation like that.

I discussed this most recent situation with one of my male co-workers and he said, "old school Asian men are mostly like that, they don't think anything of it and it's not sexual to them." I don't know if he speaks from experience or not, haha.

 

[D_Candy_Barre]

Did he give a reason for wanting to examine your dick? I know for sure that if at the end of a standard exam a doctor, male or female, asked to examine my vagina, I'd want to know why.

 

[Volumen]

I believe he said "to be sure that everything is okay and there are no lumps or abnormalities." Then he asked about whether I was circumcised or not. I found that question strangest of all, actually, considering I had already given consent to the examination and he was about to find out himself. Although, like I said, I am circumcised but appear not to be.

 

[D_Candy_Barre]

hmmmmm.....