Condom Fiasco

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  1. Paul Vincent

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    Hi.

    So last night, I was round at my girlfriend's, we got drunk etc and were 'fooling around' as they say. Now I'd had more to drink than her, but she went crazy. Well crazy for her anyway...

    I was on top of her, doin whatever I was doin, and she pulled my shorts off (the shorts I was going to sleep in). So I allow this, then we continue and after a bit she tries taking my boxers off, so I say 'what are you doin' jokin...so eventually I tell her she can take em off if she wants. I ask her to take her bra off, she lets me undo it (I can do it!) but then hides under the covers. So then I'm sat on the floor, in my boxers, with my erection sticking out of my underwear and she goes 'What's that!?' lol so I cover up and jump on the bed...I end up naked, she has just her knickers/panties on.

    Pretty soon after...she pulls out a 'bag of tricks' as I call it from nowhere, and says put one of these on, dont want you making a mess. So I go in the bathroom, and am quite shocked since she is usually very shy etc...so I'm in the bathroom and I cant get it on (I couldnt even get it over the head, it kept getting stuck on the rolled up skin under the head). So after two condoms break, I get another, and she tries to put it on. It only goes about 2/3 down at the most...

    Now come the questions like 'whats wrong with you' etc etc and I didnt want to appear big headed or anything so I said what do you think and she had no idea, til eventually I had to tell her. You can see some of her quotes in my sig...

    Anyway, the good news is although she was very embarrassed this morning and "ashamed" of herself, she said we could do it again once I get some condoms that fit. So does anyone know a good site with cheap condoms in the UK? I think I need Magnums but I'm not sure, that's another thing. Thanks.
     
  2. Pecker

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    So much for her to learn?

    Paul, mate, you should have already been prepared for that moment with a supply of your own! Surely one of your dorm-mates can tell you where to find them if you ask.

    Don't your pharmacies (chemists?) stock them? They may if you ask them to.
     
  3. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east &#039;neath the willow tree? Sex
    :rolleyes:

    sometimes i really have to suspect that he deliberately engineers these situations just so that he can post about them on this forum
     
  4. Paul Vincent

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    No I didnt. And I have ONE condom here in my flat but she lives miles away. They do have them in chemists but you have to ask and I'm too embarrassed...

    She has shit loads, its scary.
     
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    How embarrassed would you be if one of you contracted a sexually transmitted disease or there was an unwanted pregnancy?

    Here in the US, stores have huge racks of condoms right out in the aisles. I would be very surprised if there were no stores in the UK that sold them the same way.

    Your girl friend has "loads" of condoms. Good! She's a smart girl. It doesn't necessarily mean that she has "loads" of sex partners. But, so what if she does? An experienced girl should be more uninhibited and a lot more enjoyable for you. Since she has so many condoms, ask her where she buys them. You could go shopping for the extra large ones together.
     
  6. Paul Vincent

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    I did ask her all this. She bought them when on holiday and tells me she's never used one before last night and she's a virgin.

    Neither of us has an STI, and we didnt do anything since the condom didnt fit :(

    I've found some now anyway 12 for £4.40 :) Thanks.
     
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    Does she know she's in your LPSG avatar?
     
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    The thing is, I would think a regular condom would fit 99 percent of guys out there, at least to the point where you could somewhat put it on. Those things are quite flexible, I know they might seem tight to some people, but they'll at least go on part way. You're one of the special cases where it doesn't fit on even somwhat I guess, that kind of sucks in a way.
     
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    I think its to do with my head being quite thin at the head/part way down the shaft and then getting thicker. If you know what I mean...like the condom only fills out as wide as the top of the penis...at least thats how it seems.

    And I'm going to change the avatar hehe, just in case someone sees
     
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    normal size condoms hurt like a bitch and i dont think i have used one in about 6 years
     
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    Condomania.com. Custom fit condoms. ;)
     
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    if the two of you can make it through this - you can make it through anything!

    you'll get over it.
     
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    www.condoms.co.uk do a "Big Men Pack" that has magnum XLs, Pasante large and a couple of others. Good value, and good for trying out to see what fits you best.

    Good luck!
     
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    my experience has been that condoms generally hurt like hell and only cover part of me, however, they do cover enough for sex. I put them on while I am soft, to avoid other problems as well.
     
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    You can't get ahold of MAGNUM CONDOMS anywhere in England?
    Paulie, you'd better find a website that deals with either MAGNUMS or a custom condom site.
     
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    Going out of long hibernation, since this is one question I can actually help answering:

    www.bigboycondoms.co.uk OR www.14-condoms.co.uk are the best retailers dealing in the larger sizes that I've ever dealt with (the latter even especially allowing me to get hold of some Durex XXLs to try, despite them not being sold in the main site - excellent customer service)

    For cheap Magnums, you can sometimes pick up a bargain at eBay, but a lot of retailers won't ship the US when it comes to condoms, for some reason. Nowadays I use TheyFits (after getting 100 free from doing a lifestyle study I read about on here), but they're not for everyone.
     
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    Somehow this made me laugh :p

    But I digress.......

    If nothing else, this whole situation is just one of the lessons that life teaches us........ when your hung BYOC ( "bring your own condom")!!
     
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    Paul, I'm glad you found some, but Magnum XL's are wider and will feel less constricting. Every guy is different, but "one size fits all" don't fit for a LOT of guys, for a lot of reasons. Girth is usually the biggest problem, if a guy is thicker than average, the condom might be possible to put on, but it will often leave him with very little sensation, which kinda kills the purpose of having sex in the first place. Buying the right condoms will help you enjoy the experience as much as your partner. Don't get stuck in the trap of believing sex with condoms is unsatisfactory and therefore stop using them! Condoms that fits will be comfortable for you and hopefully even give you comfort in knowing you won't have an unwanted pregnancy or std to worry about. Always keep some with you wherever you go!

    Never, ever, ever take someone's word for it that they're a virgin or that they've had an hiv test. When it comes to your LIFE, take responibility yourself!
     
  19. Paul Vincent

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    Yeah thanks Zora. I got these:

    http://www.britishcondoms.com/condomi-condoms/condomi-xxl-condoms.html

    They're cheap enough at &#163;4.40 for 12 (Magnums are &#163;9 for 12)

    But it does say the width is only 5.4cm but if that means width (like I think it does lol) and not girth then it should be okay...I'll try them when I get them. But 5.4" width seems a bit over the top, I mean I didnt think anyone had a dick that wide...

    BTW my girlfriend is 18, very reserved and conservative and said she hasn't even come close to doing what she did to me the other night. It's very obvious she is a virgin lol, just her stash of condoms scared me. She had them 'just in case' though. Her major feelings of embarrassment and shame the morning after make it obvious she has no STDs or anything :)
     
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    Is she really a virgin? Pay close attention to when she says "I've never done it... in a car."

    On a side note: &#163;9 = $15! Damn that's expensive! A roll of Saran Wrap would be cheaper...
     
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