Condom Fiasco

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RideRocket said:
Is she really a virgin? Pay close attention to when she says "I've never done it... in a car."

Yeah, or "I'm a virgin, but I just happen to have a bag of 5000 condoms underneth my bed for when that very special moment does arrive". Chances are, she's had many *special moments*......and then some!
 

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Also a girl can suck 45 dicks and technically she's still a virgin to some people.

If she's really good at doing that, guess how she got that way? A whole lot of practice, haha.
 

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I knew a girl in college who was engaged, but still fooled around with other guys. She only had anal sex with them though because she wanted to stay a virgin for her fiancee.

I dated a girl who wanted to stay a virgin as well until she got married and wouldn't let me penetrate her. One night we had been drinking and fooling around and I got about halfway in before she felt guilty and stopped the evenings fun.

I really had to put on my poker face and tell her that it doesn't count if it's not all the way in (although getting 4" would be practically all the way in for many guys).

The lengths (no pun intended) people will go to maintain their 'purity.'
 

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RideRocket said:
I really had to put on my poker face and tell her that it doesn't count if it's not all the way in (although getting 4" would be practically all the way in for many guys).

Or perhaps her husband will be 8 inches, so she could say "well i'm half a virgin, so i'm still kinda pure.......is that ok sweetheart?"
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Paul Vincent said:
But it does say the width is only 5.4cm but if that means width (like I think it does lol) and not girth then it should be okay...I'll try them when I get them. But 5.4" width seems a bit over the top, I mean I didnt think anyone had a dick that wide...

That's 5.4 cm when it's unrolled and laid flat; it doesn't refect the actual diameter of the condom while in use.
 

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Hey dude,

See if you can get your hands on some 4 Seasons larger fitting condoms. Very comfortable and stretch easily if you're pretty thick.

The others I've tried are Durex XXL - they're around 20cm long so will cover most of the necessary. Mate, unless I've misunderstood, as long as the top end is covered, the whole nine yards (or less!) doesn't have to be.

Let us know how you get on dude.

Chris :p

BTW, you're chicky babe looks kind of nice, if you need her warming up, give me a yell LOL
 

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Yeah most of it needs to be covered, and if its not then it can snag and come off...

Anyway I have the condoms downstairs in a parcel but reception isnt open so I have to wait til Monday to pick it up.

By the way she IS a virgin lol, she had about 10 condoms...which freaked me out cos I bet if I would have pulled one out she'd have screamed. She's really timid and stuff lol...Although I agree it is strange that she had so many...it freaked me out lol. Thanks.
 

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Paul Vincent said:
Yeah most of it needs to be covered, and if its not then it can snag and come off...

Anyway I have the condoms downstairs in a parcel but reception isnt open so I have to wait til Monday to pick it up.

By the way she IS a virgin lol, she had about 10 condoms...which freaked me out cos I bet if I would have pulled one out she'd have screamed. She's really timid and stuff lol...Although I agree it is strange that she had so many...it freaked me out lol. Thanks.
Nothing like a good scream to clear the Lungs so to speak;)
 

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Get as much length covered as you can as well - a big problem I had with normal condoms is that they roll up when you pull out.

Speaking of condom fiascos, I haven't worn a regular size condom for a couple of years. This summer as our grad ball some free flavoured condoms were handed out with party packs of t-shirts, sweets, etc. They stayed in a bag by the bed, alongside the Magnum XLs until this weekend. Grabbed one by accident - bloody hell that was tight! To cap it all the missus thought I did it because I was angling for a blowjob instead!