Condom jokes

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by BUSTERHYMAN, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
    A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

    Q. What do you call grit in a condom?
    A. An organ grinder.

    Q. How do you recycle a condom?
    A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

    Q. What do you call a 500 pound woman with a comdom in her hand?
    A. A half ton pickup, with a box liner!!
     
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    You are quite a story teller young chap !!!!
     
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