Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going. Q. What do you call grit in a condom? A. An organ grinder. Q. How do you recycle a condom? A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it Q. What do you call a 500 pound woman with a comdom in her hand? A. A half ton pickup, with a box liner!!