We had our 17yr old nephew round staying last week and put him in our spare room. I keep my condoms in the cabinet next to the bed. I'm so organised I keep the stock in order and in batches, weird I know. However after he left I noticed a batch had gone missing, being on the big side, it is Magnum extra large that I use. I put two and two together and assumed he'd helped himself and thought, ok, do I contact him to tell him they are big condoms or do I let him find out for himself and embarrass him for helping himself. Big O said we should tell him, but she didn't want to mention it to him. I did the latter, and left him to it. Waited 'till the next time I met him and asked if he managed to fill the condom. He laughed, and said, "mum said you were big but I never thought you were that big, I would have been aswell using my fucking sleeping bag"!! Good lad! If not my size, he has my sense of humour!!