condoms for 2008 beijing olympic athletes

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  1. D_Rod Staffinbone

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    read in sports illustrated today that each athlete (male & female i presume)
    has been alloted 9.5 condoms during the games.
    that's over 100,000 total.
    first question - how does one wear .5 of a condom?
    second question - why doesn't nbc televise any of those sporting events that utilize the condoms?
    third question - why does this not sound like the china that is always descriped as "repressive"?


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    oh, fuck.
     
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    Condoms for Olympians?

    What a waste!

    Those athletes should be ordered by the Beijing gerontocracy to donate all semen to the Sperm Bank for the duration of the Games.
     
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    yeah, the World Sperm Bank.

    At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 condoms and another 20,000 had to be brought in.
    Athens apparently doubled that number.


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    Now that's funny.....

    Especially the .5 condom.....:biggrin:
    The person (s) who figured that out must have been a wiz at math!
     
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    WOW!! Can you imagine Olympic quality sex??

    "Hey, what sport are you in?"
    "I'm a gymnast into solid beams and floor exercises. You?"
    "I'm a diver. I love going down."

    Let's hope, for the sake of his partners, Bolt really isn't the fastest man in the world in every respect.

    It's kinda like superheroes having sex. Imagine how all their various talents could be combined in bed.
     
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    Olympic quality sex.

    Hmm....
    You can have the sprinters....

    I want Michael Phelps.:eek:

    :wink::smile:
     
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    Hahaha awesome dude.:biggrin1:
     
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    what does China have to do with it?
     
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    Nothing, but it sounds totally in character actually, given the child limitation laws.
     
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    UNAIDS, the Beijing organizing committee BOCOG and International Olympics Committee
    arranged for the purchase and disposition of the condoms among the athletes. condoms are also being distributed at the hotels for the tourists in hopes of preventing an influx of HIV/AIDS, i don't
    know who is behind that effort, maybe the people of iceland. btw i'm not china bashing, just the opposite, i think
    this is very progressive and smart. just seemed like a topic the lpsg dudes could get into gear on.

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