Condoms

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    A man goes to his pharmacist one day.

    Man; ”I have a really nice night planned with my girl and I need some of those… Well, this is kind of embarrassing, but you know, some of those…”
    Pharmacist breaks In;” Condoms?”
    Man; ”Yes, that’s it, condoms.”
    Pharmacist ;”small, medium or large?”
    Man; ”medium”
    Pharmacist; ” That will be $2.35 plus tax.”
    Man; ”TACKS!?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!”
     
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    Wearing a condom at an orgy is like wearing a wet-suit in a Jacuzzi.
     
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    New Durex slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
     
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