Condoms

[dolf250]

A man goes to his pharmacist one day.

Man; ”I have a really nice night planned with my girl and I need some of those… Well, this is kind of embarrassing, but you know, some of those…”
Pharmacist breaks In;” Condoms?”
Man; ”Yes, that’s it, condoms.”
Pharmacist ;”small, medium or large?”
Man; ”medium”
Pharmacist; ” That will be $2.35 plus tax.”
Man; ”TACKS!?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!”

 

[Pecker]

Too bad Chuck Barris isn't around anymore.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Wearing a condom at an orgy is like wearing a wet-suit in a Jacuzzi.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

New Durex slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.