Young ones, specifically (it loses its novelty as they age). Theyre aggravating as fuck.
Recently, Ive had a sudden influx of young, conflicted gay Christians approaching me [here on LPSG-- and even in my real life] claiming to be bi-curious, or whatever the fuck the word du jour is, spewing some blatantly queer dick-speak (cock that, body hair this, muscle yada, yada, yada), and of course this is simply the way of LPSG. You entertain them, flirt a bit, answer the typical questions about being gay, describe what its like to be with a man in non-platonic circumstances and all that other Good Samaritan shit, since of course, its only natural that sexually confused men are going to be attracted to a big dick site. And I shouldnt be surprised when this sorta situation happens, right? Right .to a certain extent.
This is where the aggravating Christian part kicks in. Once theyve busted a nut (or whatever the fuck it is that sets them off), they decide to get completely righteous and get their preach on. All of a sudden, you go from being their object of lust (and amour as some of the more naïve ones will claim) to this misguided, lost soul who has decided to take the easier road as opposed to ignoring evil sexual desires. What that means? Youve chosen to be gay. Now, not only is that downright wrong, its incredibly fucking insulting. Not only is it generally rude to go around spreading your views on certain hot topic issues, but to do so after youve just partaken in exactly what youre crusading against is just absurd. You can shove those opinions up your ass. Go devote your good, charitable self to needier causes.
Anyway, to keep this from being just an angry rant, heres a couple of questions for discussion:
Whats your take on these people? Why do you think they do it? Should they do it? Are they justified in any way?
How should the situation be dealt with? Try to reason with 'em, or just tell 'em to fuck off and ignore them?
If youre one of those people, I direct you to the end bit of the preceding paragraph, why do you feel the need to do this? Do you derive some sick pleasure from being a hypocrite? Is it how you validate having indulged in the finer things in life: get naughty and follow up with a good preach-down?
And for those that have been able to reconcile being gay and Christian, any advice for these confused gits? Especially with what not to say.
Any insight on positive views (and their reasons why) that varying churches have taken?
*Disclaimer: This isnt in any way directed at gay Christians who have come to learn to unite their religion and sexualitythe title very explicitly states conflicted gay Christians. Nor is it an attack against Christians in general. And if youre offended, well, you can lick it.*
Recently, Ive had a sudden influx of young, conflicted gay Christians approaching me [here on LPSG-- and even in my real life] claiming to be bi-curious, or whatever the fuck the word du jour is, spewing some blatantly queer dick-speak (cock that, body hair this, muscle yada, yada, yada), and of course this is simply the way of LPSG. You entertain them, flirt a bit, answer the typical questions about being gay, describe what its like to be with a man in non-platonic circumstances and all that other Good Samaritan shit, since of course, its only natural that sexually confused men are going to be attracted to a big dick site. And I shouldnt be surprised when this sorta situation happens, right? Right .to a certain extent.
This is where the aggravating Christian part kicks in. Once theyve busted a nut (or whatever the fuck it is that sets them off), they decide to get completely righteous and get their preach on. All of a sudden, you go from being their object of lust (and amour as some of the more naïve ones will claim) to this misguided, lost soul who has decided to take the easier road as opposed to ignoring evil sexual desires. What that means? Youve chosen to be gay. Now, not only is that downright wrong, its incredibly fucking insulting. Not only is it generally rude to go around spreading your views on certain hot topic issues, but to do so after youve just partaken in exactly what youre crusading against is just absurd. You can shove those opinions up your ass. Go devote your good, charitable self to needier causes.
Anyway, to keep this from being just an angry rant, heres a couple of questions for discussion:
Whats your take on these people? Why do you think they do it? Should they do it? Are they justified in any way?
How should the situation be dealt with? Try to reason with 'em, or just tell 'em to fuck off and ignore them?
If youre one of those people, I direct you to the end bit of the preceding paragraph, why do you feel the need to do this? Do you derive some sick pleasure from being a hypocrite? Is it how you validate having indulged in the finer things in life: get naughty and follow up with a good preach-down?
And for those that have been able to reconcile being gay and Christian, any advice for these confused gits? Especially with what not to say.
Any insight on positive views (and their reasons why) that varying churches have taken?
*Disclaimer: This isnt in any way directed at gay Christians who have come to learn to unite their religion and sexualitythe title very explicitly states conflicted gay Christians. Nor is it an attack against Christians in general. And if youre offended, well, you can lick it.*
