Confucius say

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This one you have to take wisdom/proverb and combine it with really good punnage, and somewhat combine it with wisdom/ proverbs.

I'll lead off.

Confucius say;

"Elevator smell different to midget"
"Good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.:naughty:"

"Support bacteria; it only culture some people have."

"Man who ejaculate in cash register come into money."

"Never play leapfrog with unicorn."

"War not decide who right; war decide who left."

"Man trapped in brothel soon get jerked around."

Now pick a subject and decide what Confucius would have to say on it.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

....Man who drops watch down toilet have sh!tty time.

...Man who have sex with monkey....fvcking nuts!!

 

[deleted136887]

Woman who sleep in four poster bed must beware of the 5th column
Man who goes to sleep with problem in hand
wake up with solution on chest

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say; "man who take both sleeping pill and stool softener wake up in deep shit"
"person who run behind car get exhausted"
"woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse"
"Woman who marry detective kiss dick"
"man who drive like hell bound to get there sooner or later."

 

[jakeatolla]

Confucius say : He who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

On carpentry and babies, Confucius say;"Take many nails to build a crib, but only take one screw to fill it."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

On adultery and work, Confucius say,
"Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk."
"Passionate kiss like spider web; sooner or later leads to undoing of fly."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sidewalks going to Bangkok."
"Baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk."
" woman's virginity like balloon; one prick all over."

 

[ZOS23xy]

Many men smoke, but fu man chu.

Man who makes love on hillside, not on level.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say;"Man who make love in grass gets a piece of earth."
"When called an idiot, better to keep mouth shut rather than open it & remove all doubt."
"Do not drink and park; accidents cause people."

 

[dj30905]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town
Before becoming master fisher, must first be master baiter
Man who masturbate only screwing self

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Confucius say...
Woman who use binoculars on Navy ship like to see men.

 

[bigboy9239]

Hillbilly say....
Girl who have blonde on head have brown hair... by cracky

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hillbilly say....
Girl who have blonde on head have brown hair... by cracky

Not Confucius, BB.:irked:

Now, Confucius say, "Man who put window in donkey get pane in the ass"

 

[fantasychick]

Confucius say

Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.

Rich man gives wife grand piano, wise man gives wife upright organ

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say, "brave man climb tree to get cherry- wise man just spread limbs."

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Man who go bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly finger

 

[D_Navengil Nutroll]

man who go to bed with itchy hiney wake up with chocolate finger. already sorta been done, but that is the way i heard it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say-"Person who lives in glass house changes in basement"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano- wise man give upright organ."
"Man who behaves like ass will soon be the butt of those who crack jokes."

 

[Tense0000]

Confucius say " Cut a fart in church, you sit in peu "

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say,"Some children's fathers have two dicks; one for peeing, other for brushing babysitter's teeth."