This one you have to take wisdom/proverb and combine it with really good punnage, and somewhat combine it with wisdom/ proverbs. I'll lead off. Confucius say; "Elevator smell different to midget" "Good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.:naughty:" "Support bacteria; it only culture some people have." "Man who ejaculate in cash register come into money." "Never play leapfrog with unicorn." "War not decide who right; war decide who left." "Man trapped in brothel soon get jerked around." Now pick a subject and decide what Confucius would have to say on it.