Confucius say

[eurotop40]

Confucius say:
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Hole happy, whole body happy.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius Say;"Support bacteria; its only culture some people get."
"Man who live in glass house changes in basement."
"Man who stand on toilet high on pot."
"Man who fishes in other mans well often catch crabs."
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth."
"Man who fights with woman all day not get any piece at night."
"man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

 

[eurotop40]

Actually I knew
"Confucius say:
Man who live in glass house fucks in basement."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Actually I knew
"Confucius say:
Man who live in glass house fucks in basement."

Depends on which reference you get it from there, Euro.

 

[Hoss]

Confucius say man who eats frankfurters becomes a hot dog.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, but WISE MAN just spread limbs.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Person who drive like hell bound to get there sooner or later.
Person who run behind car get exhausted.

 

[Mr_Ri0t]

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper name.

See? Even Confucius would have been okay with Pluto's "demotion."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say; Woman should not marry Basketball player-he dribbles before he shoots.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say;
"Man with vasectomy and Christmas Tree have something in common; Balls are just there for show."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say;"man who walk with ft long penis touching ground draggin' willie."

 

[pbmonkey]

Confucius say; He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.


Confucius say; Boy and girl go camping togethersure to have naughty intent.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius always say:"Man who take laxative and sleeping pill will wake up in deep shit."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius always say,"When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband soon disappear."
"Man's wife his better half, but mistress his better whole."
"Man who was a dude before marriage is now subdued."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say-never tell a secret to pig-he may squeal.
Man who masturbates only screwing himself
Man with verbal outburst during orgasm called, "Sperm wail"
Vegetarian is other word for lousy hunter.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Now CHUCK YOU ARE LEARNING THE GAME

Confucius say: MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

This is MY GAME, and trading insults with you is not one of the parameters.
Confucius say, knowledge is knowing what to say, but WISDOM is knowing when to say it.

 

[RJ5on1]

"Man who fall flat on face, have crackup"