Confucius Say

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    What would he say now?
    I'll start.

    Confucius Say a fart is just a turd on a diet.
     
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    Confucius say, he who live in glass house should fuck in basement.
     
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    Confucius say, he who go to sleep with itchy butt wake, up with smelly fingers.
     
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    Confucius say;"Take many nails to build a crib, but take only one screw to fill it."
     
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    Confucious say...Naked man who walk sideways through airport, probably going to Bangkok
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Confucius say check Wikipedia
     
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    Confucius Say
    The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
     
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    Confucius say, "You can be a smart guy, but don't be a wise guy"

    Btw... I loved Jdunhill's confucius line... i LOL'ed
     
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    Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
     
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    Confucius say; "Man trapped in whorehouse soon get jerked around"
    "Woman marry detective get to kiss dick."
    "Baseball wrong; Man with four balls can't walk."
     
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    Woman sleeping in four-poster bed must beware of the 5th column

    Man who goes to sleep with problem in hand wake up with solution on chest
     
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    Man who wants pretty nurse, needs to be patient.
     
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    confusious say....man with hand in pants is on the BALL
     
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    Man who fuck woman on hill...not on level
     
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    confusius say white man a fucking idiot.
     
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    confucius say, man who jerk off into till cum into money
     
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    Confucius Say, man who life is in toilet have shitty friends
     
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    Confucius say; " good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."
     
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    Confucius Say, man who fart in toilet, just wasting time
     
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