Confucius Say

[B_Coconutz]

What would he say now?
I'll start.

Confucius Say a fart is just a turd on a diet.

 

[B_jdunhill]

Confucius say, he who live in glass house should fuck in basement.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Confucius say, he who go to sleep with itchy butt wake, up with smelly fingers.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say;"Take many nails to build a crib, but take only one screw to fill it."

 

[marwilmat]

Confucious say...Naked man who walk sideways through airport, probably going to Bangkok

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Confucious say...Naked man who walk sideways through airport, probably going to Bangkok

:rofl:

 

[dude_007]

Confucius say check Wikipedia

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say
The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

 

[rawrrawr]

Confucius say, "You can be a smart guy, but don't be a wise guy"

Btw... I loved Jdunhill's confucius line... i LOL'ed

 

[Catchoftheday]

Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say; "Man trapped in whorehouse soon get jerked around"
"Woman marry detective get to kiss dick."
"Baseball wrong; Man with four balls can't walk."

 

[deleted136887]

Woman sleeping in four-poster bed must beware of the 5th column

Man who goes to sleep with problem in hand wake up with solution on chest

 

[willow78]

Man who wants pretty nurse, needs to be patient.

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

confusious say....man with hand in pants is on the BALL

 

[tlbuncut5]

Man who fuck woman on hill...not on level

 

[hockeyguy741]

confucius say, man who jerk off into till cum into money

 

[B_Coconutz]

Confucius Say, man who life is in toilet have shitty friends

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say; " good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."

 

[B_Coconutz]

Confucius Say, man who fart in toilet, just wasting time

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say...
the best way for Coconutz to save face to keep the lower part shut


LOL LOL LOL