I finally get it now, after reading this Breaking News - Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia This is where they must get there news. Skull Mason you were right all along.
I'm sort of in agreement with Item No. 10 about Congress passing an anti-clown law. Ever since my innocent eyes were seared by viewing Clara-Bell The Clown and his horn on Howdy Doody, (was he/she transgendered or just a cross-dresser?), I've been terrified by clowns. Remember in the 1980's when a famous cartoonist revealed what happens when clowns go bad? And then there was that Invasion of Clowns from Outer Space movie? Yah, don't go there!
There's a lot of "truthiness" here. I am glad to see them come out of the closet. And they say the liberal media is scary...