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  • Thread starter Pecker
  • Start date May 25, 2005
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  • May 25, 2005
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Farmer Jones had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows.

So he'd visit them every morning and tell them jokes. The cows began giving excellent milk.

However, they became the laughing stock of the community.
 
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