This pic has gotta be a fake! Come on. That tape measure is so obviously not right! And the guys thumb is nearly two inches wide using that tape.
If that comment's about my post, goodtimeguy, then you're dreaming. The thumb is barely an inch wide, if you look, which is normal, and what's so 'obviously not right' about the tape measure? It's clearly a standard builder's retractable drifting off to the side because it's metallic.
Fakes aside, and I agree dicks are falsely measured all over the place, this one's genuinely well over 12" long. Probably 13". And would give the enormous WristThick's girth a run for his beer bottle*. :wink:
*warning - gay (I'm not) anal: see Nyne,
http://www.lpsg.org/162841-gay-guys-2.html