I am indeed a woman of my word!
In a word, you are a wonder, woman!
I am indeed a woman of my word!
“After she's attempted to bite your nutsack, yanked out your pubic hairs and rattled your balls like she's working a craps table, it'll be sweet relief to have the woman merely grab your boner and steer it around while making "BEEP BOOP" video game noises with her mouth.”
I want those light toys.Okay, my inner nine year old just had a heart attack. That was frippin' awesome!
LPSG trash talk is awesome.Thank superma
You got it. I am indeed a woman of my word!
(You are not allowed to distract me by entering the shower! Enter “that’s 3 minutes I can’t afford to waste” joke here.)
Thank superma
You got it. I am indeed a woman of my word!
(You are not allowed to distract me by entering the shower! Enter “that’s 3 minutes I can’t afford to waste” joke here.)
I will be a perfect Gentleman, sit on the couch and sip on a cup of tea, never letting my gaze even glance toward the bathroom door
Just the shower curtain. Not the door.never letting my gaze even glance toward the bathroom door
Just the shower curtain. Not the door.
I contoured yesterday, but I did not contour today. People said I looked wan...but I was on camera and wearing red. Perhaps I shall contour tomorrow. What a conundrum.Is LaFemme contoured yet? Inquiring minds want to know.
I just watched the video.... that’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time! Love it! I’ve only just started contouring and don’t do it properly (I just do the cheeks) as I suck at makeup lol. But I’m still waiting for the money to be thrown at me.
I don’t think there’s any hiding my nostrils.... must be why I’m still single!Hmmmmm... what's the nostril situation? Remember: men *love* teradactyls
@vibrationzzz ... I appreciate your point about how men likely don't even care about the makeup, my guy doesn't. He's told me bluntly that I look more than ok without anything on my face. I told him just as bluntly that I myself enjoy the way I can change the color scheme to match my mood. I like the way I make myself look. I sincerely don't put makeup on for guys.
In fact, many men would likely tell me I wear too much. I go full plastic-Barbie face when I do it. It makes ME happy. I just love it. And I give Zero fucks if the fellas agree with me
I think that's the only thing I really have to add to the topic in a sincere way. If this lady doesn't like wearing it, she should stop.