Contriving to flash my cock

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by nomju, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. nomju

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    I am currently appearing in a small, local theatre production. The size of the venue dictates that there is only one changing room, for men and women. As a result most of us have seen each other in our underwear. There is one, very hot, female, who plays along side me and who has to change costumes at the same time as me. We obviously know each other, and chat and socialise.
    I was concidering, though 'accidentaly' not wearing any underwear one night and contriving a situation where she gets a full view of my cock. Using my undoubted acting skills, I will be coy and apologetic if she says something.
    What do you think? Should I give it a go?
     
  2. D_Sal_Manilla

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    well not wearing underwear one day after wearing underwear before would look weird. i say your better off pulling both down and later explaining that in the rush of the moment your hands grabbed both your underwear and pants. i saw go for it...


    also what play are you guys performing?
     
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    of course you should but take out the prince albert
     
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    No. Weird. If you want her to see your cock ask her out and if she wants to see it she will eventually.

    It is just plain inappropriate, and remember she is an actor too and may know your tricks!
     
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    It's a farce, 'Allo, Allo', taken from the 80's, WW2 based, sit com of the same name (not sure if you will have had it in the States).
     
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    Why remove the PA? If you normally wear it, keep it in!

    But - I think it would appear odd to suddenly go commando when you hadn't previously.

    I'd just ask her out for a drink one night and she might end up giving you a much more detailed inspection than 'flashing' her is ever likely to lead to.
     
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    Don't worry, tbr, if it does happen, the p.a. Stays in.
     
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    Flashing is flashing and she may be quite insulted by you actions.

    However I suggest you wear undies that highlight your manhood, thereby allowing her to take a look if she wants. You could drop your trousers first and then attempt to take your top off over your head and maybe get tangled up? This could be done even with a shirt, instead of opening the buttons. Probably easier to get tangled up, if you try and take too many tops of together, as if your doing everything too quickly .

    That way your arms are in the air, so you're on full view, if she wants to take a look without you seeing her. You could even fall back onto bench/seat, so that your in a sitting position, as you struggle to get your top/s off your head.

    Practice the process at home, in front of a mirror and see what's the best way of falling backwards or somehow thrusting your hips forward (not too much), as you try and untangle yourself.

    Also try all your undies on in front of the mirror at home first, as certain colours will highlight bulges better than others.

    If you don't want to be chucked out of future productions, then you need to be careful you don't seem like a flasher or a perv. Which you clearly are, lol.

    Good luck.
     
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    sounds like it might be similar to Biloxi Blues by Neil Simon. Love that man.
     
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    Oh by all means, just prance right on out there with it. Of course if she realizes what you are doing and is offended this could get back to your wife and to others and the consequences could be dire.

    Does she have a boyfriend, husband, brothers or father who might beat the crap out of you? Maybe some of her women friends will beat you senseless.


    Accidental exposure can happen, planning it is in most cases figured for what it is and most people really don't like it happening.
     
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    If you're considering flashing a fellow actor while in the midst of a performance then I actually AM doubting your acting skills. And your work ethic.
     
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    Do you have a large capital letter "L" on your forehead?
     
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