Cool quotes from women

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  1. Dan the man

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    I thought it might be a fun idea to compile any interesting penis related quotes by women that we find on the good old internet highway. I found these elsewhere on the net and to me they all make nice points. Please add any you think that are cool to read from LPSG or anywhere.:smile:

    From 3 different women:

    "I'll take an imperfect skilled penis over a beautiful dumb one anyday! But if we demand specifics...I'm largely indifferent to length and will go so far as to say that too long is no longer fun when the novelty wears off "
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    "You can be hung as a horse and still can't satisfy a woman. You can be as small as an inch worm, but if you know the right spots to hit it, then it shouldn't be a problem."
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    "There's a minimum largeness I like to be impressed with. Too big is just as bad as too small though."
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  2. Principessa

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    Over heard in NY:

    Angry woman to friend: I have a contention with the way people pronounce my daughter's name. I did not name my daughter 'Lady Nasty'! I named my baby girl 'La Dynasty.'

    --JFK

    Out of the Mouths of Babes

    Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
    Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
    Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.

    --Union Square





    :biggrin1: ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:
     
  3. D_Olly_Oxenfrie

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    Out of the Mouths of Babes

    Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
    Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
    Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.

    --Union Square



    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: njqt that is so funny !



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  4. D_Coyne Toss

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    Doesn't it have a bone inside? Really??

    High school friend
     
  5. tiggerpoo

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    What I've said all along.
    Not the size of you dick
    It's the size of your bank balance.
    Fortunately for me . . . :biggrin1:
     
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