block out the sun at night
Beat up Chuck Norris.
^^Beating up Chuck Norris is like God making a rock so big that even God can't lift it...Impossible. If you think about it for too long your head will explode, which is much the same effect you would get from receiving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, should anyone be foolish enough to even try to beat him up.
Now that that's settled, something you can do simply because you have a large penis?...Join a certain support group(?)