Cool things you can do just because you have a large penis?

[bigsby112]

Wear a sambreo!

 

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

Find water underground.

 

[willow78]

Stick a lightbulb in the 'eye' and be a makeshift lamp-post.

Poke god in the belly button

LOL!

 

[tmann1]

Use it like a cane

 

[D_Larry_Burpengary]

i use mine as a kick stand when my laptop is on my lap..assuming its hard

 

[RawDog]

http://204.45.110.156/bin/072010/1279705075_bruce-lee-nunchucks.gif

 

[oldbrownshoe52]

Wrap it around my wrist to keep it warm.

 

[simbablk]

Jump rope.

Simba

 

[NoH8]

Please find a copy of "Puppetry of the Penis" on DVD, it's hilarious. An Australian comedy show with 2 guys naked on stage doing tricks (not those kind of tricks) with their dicks. The guys are straight. It absolutely defines everything you can do with a penis except have sex.

 

[lapdog2001]

Push the door open when bringing 2 bags of groceries ...

... but not a revolving door! :wink:

 

[D_Newlander_Navellint]

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[mrsatisfier]

Discovered one last night...

When you have a reasonably big penis you can lay next to your girlfriend (spoon) and rub your cock on her pussy lips and then fuck her without touching her with any other part of your body. As I discovered last night, if done right you fuck her for a minute or so before she fully wakes up, and then when she snaps to reality, her pussy is already going crazy, and in just a few minutes she cums the hardest youve ever seen her cum.