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A cop on a horse was waiting for a traffic light to change when a little girl on on her shiny new bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike."The cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!!"
The cop looked the bike over and handled the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." Dour, the little girl looked up at the cop and asked, "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring him to you?" "Yep," the cop chuckled, "He sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa that the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
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The cop looked the bike over and handled the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." Dour, the little girl looked up at the cop and asked, "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring him to you?" "Yep," the cop chuckled, "He sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa that the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
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