Copious ejaculator is not appreciated

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by UKPianoBoy, Jul 2, 2011.

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Do you like your partner wet for you?

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  1. UKPianoBoy

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    I do tantra often and I am often randy. When intimate with girls lately, I noticed they have become squeamish about pre-ejaculate and ejaculation. One girl decided it was so appalling. My obvious attraction demonstrated by a rock-hard stonker and naturally lubed cock. I have a healthy prostate and bulbourethral glands. I drink plenty of fluids during the day. In response to all this, I shoot streams of stickiness out of my twitching cock. (just to clarify, I have been tested frequently, recently, and choose my partners/activities very well). I am negative to everything. I shoot big loads of sticky pre-ejaculate. It always makes me more fun to put on a condom when both are wet. I also shoot very far when I reach orgasm from all the natural lubrication. One girl upon seeing my cock drooling for her cunt took my rough, starched shirt and rubbed my urethra dry with it. The other girl (both strangely like shagging in wooded areas) attracted attention playing with my cock as I fingered her. She sucked off at least five other guys (with smaller pricks and fatter bodies). Okay, one fatty was extremely thick and hung. Haha. We moved to be alone which was an arduous task since the blokes kept following her. She was a blonde Australian lass, after all. When we were alone, she had the gall to complain my cock was too wet for her. albeit, I will not be placing my wedding tackle in that one in hopes of betrothment. If I held my ear to her head, I would hear the ocean. Plus, a bit of a slag. (not bitter at all). Ahem! Either way, I suppose I can always wank by myself. I sucked myself. It tasted rather sweet. I am looking for long-term. However, when they rouse my pet anaconda, they always pull it out or reach into to my slacks to feel. What is a boy to do?
     
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    DAMN! you're too funny! too bad your 100% str8! They must be young girls if they aren't used to the wonderful comings of a hard cock! Fuck em....or don't fuck em.....a hot girl who appreciates your wetness will come along.
     
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    whoa I want lots of pre-cum! how do I get THAT?
     
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    I tend to fuck younger lasses. This New generation Is lascivious enough but they think normal bodily fluids from a bloke is a crime against them. Alert the bobbies! I am guilty of being turned on from time to time.
     
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    I think it comes from the cultural emphasis on condom use. Why would women, especially women below a certain age, be comfortable with semen? They've been indoctrinated their whole lives that semen is the icky stuff you so want to avoid having contact with that, regardless of the circumstances, you always, ALWAYS keep a latex barrier between your bodies to keep it from touching you. It's an unhealthy attitude that results from a selfish cultural norm.
     
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    Perhaps my cock juice should be available as a natural sweetener. Attention, all girls! Suck my cock or wank it over your tea while squeezing every drop out. Food and drink will taste better. I guarantee you will not gain a kilogram.
     
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    Tantra, my good fellow. Also, finding hot enough people to fool around with. (also, plenty of water helps too)
     
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    Maybe you should lean forward, take your cock in your mouth and taste of your own juices then tell them how sweet and delicious it is!
     
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    I always practice safe sex. In fact, I am cleaner than most these days. I am intent on staying status quo in that regard. Although in foreplay, if I am turned on, I will make her cunt wet. In return, I become slick and slippery. Is it that absurd? This double-standard. Dryness conveys a lack of interest. Wetness conveys attraction.
     
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    Is it cheating if I pour wine on it or honey? Haha. No, I eat a healthy diet of fruits and veggies. Several girls prior to recent events would suck it and lick my head. I never had a problem before last month with this biased assessment.
     
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    Well I agree with others here. You are a very humorous fellow. That should be enough to hook a girl who can appreciate your other assets as well. A little comment: younger girls are fearful of many things sexual. For instance bodily fluids like precum can get a women pregnant easily. So unless you're wearing a condom, they might be freaked out. Also many girls have never seen precum before so they don't know exactly what to do with it. It's obvious that you have a healthy and very sexual interest in your own fluids because you express yourself so well about them. Maybe you should start dating women a little older who are aroused by your abilities in the healthy prostate area. Sounds cool to me! :biggrin1:
     
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    I do date older women some times. I have two modes: verbose intellectual introvert and Randy fucking machine. How about a balance from the girls? Last girl I had a relationship was a porn star. Clever but often very wrong in diction and elocution. *shudders. She rode me for hours. *sigh
     
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    Maybe a more intelligent woman who is also a copious producer of vaginal fluids?
     
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    Haha, paradoxically, women seem to have no problem when I make them wet. I have a very nimble Tongue and rather dexterous fingers. Plus, the body helps and the accent. Many scot, Irish, welsh, and Aussie mates growing up.
     
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