Cops, Sheriffs, & State Troopers

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I always figgered their pants were tight because of all the donuts they eat.
 

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Same for most of the cops/troopers I've seen where I live. Very fit.

Most are in their 20's, or 30's at most, and many are impressively built. They have bulges all over. No big fat cops that I've seen for some time. Men I definitely wouldn't want to mess with.

The latest innovation in streetwear for them around here is breakaway crotches in case the more well-endowed officers should get erections while chasing suspects. They just plop the entire package out and can continue to give chase. When they say, "drop to your knees" or "feet back and spread 'em!" you know that they mean business. Our jails are filled with women and gay men, some coming from miles away to commit all sorts of crimes right in front of the cops.


Oh, God, I hope you didn't fall for that....:p
 

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Simon9 said:
The latest innovation in streetwear for them around here is breakaway crotches in case the more well-endowed officers should get erections while chasing suspects. They just plop the entire package out and can continue to give chase. When they say, "drop to your knees" or "feet back and spread 'em!" you know that they mean business. Our jails are filled with women and gay men, some coming from miles away to commit all sorts of crimes right in front of the cops.


Oh, God, I hope you didn't fall for that....:p
Damn ... I was half-way to New Jersey before you said that.
 

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I don't know any colleagues that have had their trousers made tighter. Any adjustments made are normally to the length of the trousers as our clothing suppliers are crap.

Some colleagues wear combat pants as they ride bicycles. Most of us are still wearing craptastic flat-fronted trousers, carrying too much weight on our utility belts (contributing to back problems) and wearing out-of-date body armour which is weighty (again contributing to back problems).

Elsewhere in the UK, the uniforms are often designed better and the officers wear combat pants and are issued shoulder harnesses. In London, we have to look 'smart' and non-confrontational on some strange basis of the eyes of the world being upon us. *sigh* What happened to practicality, huh?
 
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Does anyone know why Cops, Sheriffs or State Troppers have to wear tight pants? Is it by regulations or just standard uniforms. If these officers should get a hardon, I guess these would just let the offenders go and look the other way until situation calm down.

This forum is open to cops, sheriffs or state troppers friends or families of officers. I have a state tropper buddy that have to hide his bulge when he is sitting in his car. I don't mind him showing his bulge he can't help it. Should their pants be loser for officers. Tell me your stories regarding officers traffic stops bulge or hardon or your opinions.

:hi:

Sadly, the British police wear ghastly uniforms combined with those phallic helmets ...
The height restrictions have also been removed so you see 5ft policemen.
Not sexy at all !
 

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My brother is in law enforcement. His uniform is standard and yes, it is form fitting as most other guys. He does have his shirts altered in the torso to fit better (his waist is much smaller than his chest).

He is a man and is comfortable with himself. Regardless of what others think, there is no way he or any of these others gentlemen can conceal their "packages." Fortunately, that is something I don't think he puts much emphasis on. It is there; it is going to show. Smile... be happy.

Having been a cop for many many years, I can attest to the fact that, yes, the uniform pants are "snug", but they do give when you really need to move. Most times, no matter what you do to try and conceal yourself, there's just no getting around the fact that you're going to show quite a bulge. My brother is also a cop, actually Chief of Police, and we use to complain about the uniforms. As far as the vests, WOULDN'T go on patrol without one, having been shot once at close range. I guess what I'm trying to say is, being horny, yes it happens, when you stop a hot looking driver, you get back into your car and you pop a hardon, we're all human, but sex is the last thing on your mind when you pulling someone over. Stay safe!
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Of course you can probably tell by my screen name that I have "thing" for studs in uniform. Does anyone have in stories to share in terms of fucking or sucking off a endowed stud in his uniform. Would LOVE to hear some true adventures!!:flirt:
 

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I think the military is offering choice of boxers or briefs right now to new recruits. There is a lot of variety in underwear choice in the PX, army department store. I am not sure how many guys are going commando. I teach at several military academies and just before the students head for the field I always recommend getting rid of as much hair as possible, going commando and using lots of powder in the field in order to keep monkey butt at a minimum.
 

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I think most cop/state tropper goes to great length concealing their manhood even in the public restroom. Can we get arrested for entering the restroom and they quick zipped up?
 

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Has anyone been stopped or even came into casual contact with a sexy officer of the law in which you could not help but stare at his crotch?? Would love to hear.

Of course sexual escapades with studs in uniform would be a big plus!!