I just downloaded the High School Musical 2 soundtrack off iTunes...And much to my surprise...There's a duet between Ryan(Lucas Grabeel) and Chad(Corbin Bleu). Now, it's not a love song...
BUT, it's a song that has a very clear double meaning(And I think it's about as close to a gay love song Disney's going to produce).
It's supposed to be about Ryan convincing Chad that he knows how to dance, while Chad would rather just play baseball. Uh-huh.
Here's what I got out of it: Chad is on the baseball team(masculine, straight). While Ryan, is trying to get him to start dancing(Feminine, gay). Chad is trying to convince himself he doesn't know how to dance and that he can't(He's trying to suppress his homosexual urges). While Ryan is trying to get him to try dancing(Just come out of the closet and put it in him already). By the end of it, Ryan winds up convincing Chad that he does indeed know how to dance, and is actually good at it(Chad finally accepts he's gay/bi).
Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
But, the chorus has Ryan singing: "Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor."
And then there's this little moment towards the end...
Ryan:
Lean back
Tuck it in
Take a chance
Swing it out
Spin around
Do the dance
Chad:
I wanna play ball
Not dancehall
I'm makin' a triple
Not a curtain call
Ryan:
I can prove it to you
You know it's true
Cause I can swing it
I can bring it
To the diamond too
Chad:
You're talkin' a lot
Show me what you got
And the song ends with Chad saying "I wish I knew how to quit you."
(I made that last part up.)
BUT, more to the point. These two are both smoking hot. And with the fantasies now running through my head thanks to this song, I'm wondering if anyone's got anything on either of them??
(Personally, I think Lucas is hung like a bull on Enzyte, while Corbin is......Much less impressive-meaning small, maybe even tiny. And I think Lucas would be the top in that relationship...)
BUT, it's a song that has a very clear double meaning(And I think it's about as close to a gay love song Disney's going to produce).It's supposed to be about Ryan convincing Chad that he knows how to dance, while Chad would rather just play baseball. Uh-huh.
Here's what I got out of it: Chad is on the baseball team(masculine, straight). While Ryan, is trying to get him to start dancing(Feminine, gay). Chad is trying to convince himself he doesn't know how to dance and that he can't(He's trying to suppress his homosexual urges). While Ryan is trying to get him to try dancing(Just come out of the closet and put it in him already). By the end of it, Ryan winds up convincing Chad that he does indeed know how to dance, and is actually good at it(Chad finally accepts he's gay/bi).
Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
But, the chorus has Ryan singing: "Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor."
And then there's this little moment towards the end...
Ryan:
Lean back
Tuck it in
Take a chance
Swing it out
Spin around
Do the dance
Chad:
I wanna play ball
Not dancehall
I'm makin' a triple
Not a curtain call
Ryan:
I can prove it to you
You know it's true
Cause I can swing it
I can bring it
To the diamond too
Chad:
You're talkin' a lot
Show me what you got
And the song ends with Chad saying "I wish I knew how to quit you."
(I made that last part up.)
BUT, more to the point. These two are both smoking hot. And with the fantasies now running through my head thanks to this song, I'm wondering if anyone's got anything on either of them??
(Personally, I think Lucas is hung like a bull on Enzyte, while Corbin is......Much less impressive-meaning small, maybe even tiny. And I think Lucas would be the top in that relationship...)
