Corny Joke

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Imported, Mar 5, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    Spyderdan: What do they say about a man who always has his hands in his pockets?

    He feels cocky all day.....

    ([crickets chirping],[taps microphone]"is this thing on?")

    New member here. Just figure I'd break the ice with a dumb joke.
    Ciao
     
  2. Pecker

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    You did.

    Welcome, Spyderdan!
     
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    "is this thing on?" LOL
     
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    hot blonde gal gets caught with vibrator at airline check in...

    It was ok, as they determined she was flying SOLO... bbuzzzzzzz
     
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    ha ha ha bonk
     
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