Could a woman put you off by doing this?

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  1. Plas_Teg

    Plas_Teg New Member

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    Or are the primal instincts too strong to suppress prior to sex? I say woman because they're considered to be more, um "proper" than us guys, I think. Oh, and it just happened to involve a woman.

    A fit girl I know got a little drunk in a club and brought a guy back to her apartment. Upon sobering up, having made out with the guy for some 20 mins, she realised she didn't like the guy and that he was a bit of an immature jerk. He tried for sex, but she told him that she was on her period and that she was sorry. He kept on trying his luck and pushing for anal instead. She told him sorry, but no. They returned to making out and he eventually started fingering her ass and pushing for anal again. Eventually, she felt the need to fart, having been drinking all night. In the hope of scaring the guy off, she quickly pulled off her skirt and thong, bent over the couch and presented her fun factory to him. The guy undone his zip and prepared to slot his already-erect member into her asshole, when she let out an almight fart right in front of him. She started to laugh, thinking that he'd have got the shock of his life and recoiled in horror, but the guy didn't bat an eyelid... he was inside her asshole like a rat up a drainpipe, giving her a proper hammering. Within 30 seconds he was cumming everywhere... the fart had registered no impact at all.
     
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    That sounds like something out of a terrible porno-comedy crossover.
     
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    Why does no not mean no?
     
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    ^Hormones are a hell of a drug?

    Some people don't have respect like others do.
     
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    Well I'm not for anal, but if anything but a girl's pussy is farting I don't know if I could go through with it without even flinching. Women fart too but I can honestly say I've never heard any of the women in my life fart. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
     
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    most women really just don't comprehend the magnitude of male sex drive.
    Try as they might - farting, burping, vomiting, bleeding and chating all the zen out of a situation ... nothing gets rid of a hard-on better than letting nature shoot its load.
     
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    you guys would be surprised at what turns some guys on...

    some guys LOVE when girls fart (search fart porn.. seriously)
    some guys love when girls puke
    some guys love when girls wear high heels and squish live kittens, frogs, rabbits, etc.. (seriously)

    some people get turned on by THE WEIRDEST THINGS you can think of, personally... I kinda like feet but not as much as other foot lovers. ive seen people eat cake and stuff off girls dirty toes (gross) and this is a description for a video ive seen (DISGUSTING!!!!)

    "I give myself a pedicure over a big bowl of jam. When I'm done the bowl is full of scrumptious yummy delicious things like ped egg shavings, toe nail clippings, nail filings, and foot filings. I mix it all up using, well, my beautiful feet of course. I squish squash and stomp around in the jam and then bag it up to sell to the highest bidder. I think it will make a lovely spread on a piece of toast or an English muffin. For those who may be interested the auction is still up for 3 more days. My ebanned id is adociledoll" (yes, someone actually bought and ate it!!)

    check out ebanned.com if you wanna see some of the disgusting shit that people enjoy.

    some guys would puke if seeing a girl fart (me probably)
    some guys dont mind
    some guys would cum in their pants right then and there..
     
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    Flatulence to a drunk man is just a mating call...

    That said, I think the only thing I found that turned me off to a girl was when I sobered up in mid-fuck and saw I was fucking the nastiest bar girl you could imagine. She'd been trying for weeks to bed me after she found out from a stripper at the club she worked at that I was well endowed. 10 double shots of Jack Daniels will make any girl look good and we were in my car pounding away. I opened my eyes to see (and smell) Ruby the skanky bar girl. My erection went immediately soft and she thought I came. Thank God I was wearing a condom because I felt a burning around my crotch from her acidic pussy juice. I'm honestly surprised I didn't vomit on her she was so repulsive. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't "wolf-ugly" or anything... It's just that she smelled like she had never heard of a bath and if trailer-trash was a country, she'd be queen.

    (Ruby, if you are reading this, wash that coochy before it falls out of you).
     
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    Hahaha! That is hilarious! Epic Fail on the put off technique... Moral of the story: Get to know them before you attempt to divert them, it might be an appreciated thing!
     
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