Or are the primal instincts too strong to suppress prior to sex? I say woman because they're considered to be more, um "proper" than us guys, I think. Oh, and it just happened to involve a woman. A fit girl I know got a little drunk in a club and brought a guy back to her apartment. Upon sobering up, having made out with the guy for some 20 mins, she realised she didn't like the guy and that he was a bit of an immature jerk. He tried for sex, but she told him that she was on her period and that she was sorry. He kept on trying his luck and pushing for anal instead. She told him sorry, but no. They returned to making out and he eventually started fingering her ass and pushing for anal again. Eventually, she felt the need to fart, having been drinking all night. In the hope of scaring the guy off, she quickly pulled off her skirt and thong, bent over the couch and presented her fun factory to him. The guy undone his zip and prepared to slot his already-erect member into her asshole, when she let out an almight fart right in front of him. She started to laugh, thinking that he'd have got the shock of his life and recoiled in horror, but the guy didn't bat an eyelid... he was inside her asshole like a rat up a drainpipe, giving her a proper hammering. Within 30 seconds he was cumming everywhere... the fart had registered no impact at all.