Council of Elders...

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  1. wispandex_bulge

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    Well...I think we need to bestow some Honorary titles to some people on this board. First Id like to assemble a council of Elders of members who have been with the board for many years...(Its just a title for fun, but you who have stuck with it through thick and thin deserve it)

    I also think that there need to be honorary titles. I have bestowed Blackwood withthe title of Honorary Site Grandfather. I think Surferboy could be Honorary Goodwill Ambassador...

    Help me out now...who else needs to be honored?

    Oh yeah Madame Zora...what shoudl be her title?

    EDIT:

    Ok, we also need a head for the council of elders...who has been here forever and is sitll active in the main forums...
     
  2. Supportive Female

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    Well, if we're bestowing honorary titles, Dr. Rock gets "Loveliest Avatar."

    (*shudder*) That thing is still giving me nightmares...
     
  3. db03

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    We're gonna need our own "LPSG Constitution" soon with all this political change!

    Council is a good idea though, we could rotate it every few months!
     
  4. Dr Rock

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    last night I got stoned and appointed my dog President of the Holes. see there are all these holes in the street outside, and I figured they really needed a representative on the world stage .... well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    I've since been informed that the holes voted against the appointment 37 - 2. :(
     
  5. Imported

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    DieHard9x6: Personally, I find Madame Zora to be the most active and articulate member of the board, and she also has an exotic regal quality befitting the position of the boards Official Size Queen, lol. Maybe I'm harboring Wonder-Woman/Amazon fantasies as well, because I think it's fitting for a woman to be Ruler over all our Penises. :p
     
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    Please do not forget that some of us are gay...
     
  7. Imported

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    DieHard9x6: I hear ya, Wi. Hope I didn't offend or come off as insensitive; that was certainly not my intent. I was just speaking from my own feelings.

    Do you think the lack of a penis makes a woman a less likely candidate (i.e., ill-equipped - pun intended - to hold office) or a more likely one (more likely to be objective)?

    The question is in jest, sort of -- I'm definitely not trying to spark a political controversy, lol.
     
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    Actually I was reacting to this suggestion ;)

     
  9. madame_zora

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    Well, can I just hold a ruler out in front of the penises then?
     
  10. naughty

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    Diehard!

    How fickle you are .A few weeks ago you were in love with Dr.B! Well I guess I cant blame you .They are both great women.Now lets see... I think Jana should have more than one title like british royalty. SO here goes

    I so crown you, Madame Zora,Queen of Size, Princess of Flesh piles, Duchess of Double Entendre, Countess of Cock watchers, sage, beauty and object of great affection.

    Diehard,
    Do you want to be the keeper of the queen's golden ruler? LOL!
     
  11. Pecker

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    I'll volunteer to be Vice President in Charge of Sitting By the Door.

    I wonder who'd make a good Sgt. at Short Arms?
     
  12. madame_zora

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    Pecker, you are such a riot! :D

    I think you'd get more volunteers for "Longswordsman"
     
  13. D_Barbi_Queue

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    There's gay people at this site?! :wow:



    ;)
     
  14. Dr Rock

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    dude i heard there was porn on that internet and all

    I mean what is the world coming to
     
  15. steve319

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    Godless heathens, that's what them internet people are. Lookin' at nudie pitchers and talking 'bout how we all come from monkeys and such.

    It ain't right.

    God'll straighten them out, you wait and see.
    :evilgrin:
     
  16. summertime01

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    What a riot, Steve319, I love it!
     
  17. Freddie53

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    Well as a social studies teacher I want to chair the Constitutional Convention.

    I'm sure we can come up with some great fleshpile rules. :evilgrin:

    Or rather maybe we don't want any fleshpile rules. :evilgrin:
     
  18. blackwood

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    I could take "dick"tation, if ya'all wanted, but it would be in "long-hand".

    blackwood
     
  19. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Sure but with this lot, you'd have to use long strokes!!
     
  20. blackwood

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    Ah Ah Could do that too. Experienced ya know.
     
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