1. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    Yes, i am a city girl but ive always had a fasination with country boys. There relaxed attitude, the muscles, the sweat, the dirt..its all so sexy.

    Surely im not the only on who is turned on by the thought of bedding a real country boy. And does anyone know if they are as good as i imagine them to be???

    And is it true that EVERYTHING grows bigger in the country?
    :wink:
     
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    If you could find one im sure they are great, but of my entire life of living in the country i only ever seem to find old people lol
     
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    What I know of country boys is from my ex-fiance, who grew up on a dairy farm, and the people I met through him.

    They know the value of a hard day's labour.
    They're always willing to help a friend. (Like helping take in a neighbour's crop.)
    They're more about cooperation than competition. (see above)
    They know how to fix just about anything. (You might simply buy a new iPod, not so a tractor)
    They're courteous. (Their mom knew everybody else's mom, they knew they weren't getting away with shit)
    They are physically strong. (lifting hay bales will do that)
    They have personal fortitude. (farming is not an easy life)
    They're good problem solvers. (we can dance around with concepts 'til the cows come home, but if there is something that needs to be done they can see what it is and how to do it)
    They possess hidden wisdom. (do you know what to do when a cow's tail comes up?)

    Possible drawbacks, again, just from my own experience.
    Beer and an obsession with cars.

    Is it true that EVERYTHING grows bigger in the country? I dunno.
    My ex had the right tool to get the job done but it doesn't follow that working with livestock will make a man similarly equipped.
     
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    That's funny; I knew the same about the country girls!
     
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    I loooooooooooooooooove country boys. *drool* And everything Gillette has said is true!! I don't mind the obsession with cars, though... I like working on cars. :smile:
     
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    Count me in as a Country Boy until I ran away from home to join the U. S. Navy. The other option was to be drafted into the U. S. Army. I still think I made the right choice.
     
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    I'm not surprised! All those empty roads make driving fun!!! (compared to city traffic jams)
    Bars are the best place to meet up with your frends and beer costs so much less in the country (compared to "designer" beer prices in the city)

    Country life sounds like fun!! :biggrin1:
     
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    I wish I met a gay country boy. I've heard about some of them. They are really nice and you seldom have to worry about them running off with some other guy.

    Unless you treat them badly. But, I treat people well.
     
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    Q. Why do sheep farmers have big dicks?
    A. So they don't hurt their back shagging sheep.

    Only put one sheeps foot in your wellie as you'll fall over if you put one in each welly as she backs up.

    Q. why do sheep farmers wear green wellies............?


    Hey I'm not going down that road with you !
     
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    Country boys have their assets and their liabilities. Speaking of assets, most country boys have nice firm, tight asses and rock hard bodies. Not everything grows bigger in the country, but everybody knows how to use what they're blessed with to it's greatest advantage. Most country boys I've had experiences with, and there have been quite a few, have been more blessed than the city boys I experienced while at college.
     
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    No, I'm afraid everything doesn't grow bigger in the country. I wish it did!

    What's wrong with being a bit obsessed with working on cars? I can't stand beer, though.

    Hard work and being able to fix just about anything are necessities out here
    in the country. Out here a truck is a tool.

    I am a bit surprised by this thread...most city people don't think much of us "mountain hicks".
     
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    LoL...yeah.

    People from up North assume that people from the South are incompetant because of the way they speak.

    I, on the other hand, find it asinine.
     
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    As a youth I worked in the fields tossing hay bales (back when they were small enough to move by hand), primed tobacco, suckered & hoed weeds, emptied kilns, drove truck, laid pipe, did carpentry repairs, demolition, and those were all summer jobs starting at age 12.

    I learned a good work ethic and have fond memories. I knew generally good people, most just like Gillette mentions.
     
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    Move west and/or south, Kimahri! Lots of gay country boys down here.

    NCbear (who every year goes to a clothing-optional campground about an hour outside Atlanta where there are LOTS of those "gay country boys"--some of whom are single)
     
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    On the conturary..The point of this thread is to show my admiration for the country folk. I love the drawl when you speak, the swagger in your walk and the reasurring look in your eye as you say "it'll be right"..

    who could resist the wide open spaces, the horses, the leather goods, and the smell of the hay bail that he's just about to fuck you on

    I feel a holiday comming on :tongue:
     
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    I am not obsessed with cars and beer...

    :)

    ...OB
     
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    Just sex, right, OB? :tongue:

    NCbear (who likes that menacing pic of OB, backlit, showing his tremendous shoulders and that shaved head)
     
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    Bit of a country boy here. Worked on the farms as a youth and depending on where you are, yes most of what has been said is true.

    However, not all country boys like beer, and some of them are a bit closed minded in terms of sexual options... ie,

    Me: So, what did you do last night?
    Him: I fooled around with Betsy Sue (not her real name:tongue: )
    Me: Oh yah? How was it?
    Him: Not bad, she's really hot.
    Me: Did you fuck her doggydown? ( slang in my group for doggystyle with the woman's ass in the air. Kinda looks like a pyramid. It was very popular in highschool)
    Him: Nah, I don't do that stuff. She was on her back and we did it missionary style.
    Me: oh yah? Did she enjoy that?
    Him: Dunno, I was on there 5 minutes.:biggrin1:

    Was he joking? Probably... but still most of the country boys I know aren't keen on the whole multiple positions etc.
     
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    Yepper...did a fair amount of "laying pipe" when I was a youth, too. But it may not have meant the same thing! <g>
     
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    Worked on a...what?!

    Lol...maybe NC just isn't that country...lol.
     
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