We saw from our ladyfriend workin the change rooms at the Australian Open tennis tournamanet checking out cocks over the last ten years, that the two biggest dicks on the tennis tour (by that I mean men with te longest, thickest penises) are Yevgeny Kafelnikov and Marat Safin. Both these guys are Russian. Does this mean that Russians have the biggest dicks? We also saw Viggo Mortenson playing a Russain mafia guy fighting butt naked in a sauna with his mighty schlong flapping all over the place. I personally haven't seen any Russian cock. If Russians don't have the biggest cocks then who does? PS We all know the Chinese have the smallest dicks. Little clits without the hole. And they're not even ashamed to go parading their microscopic equipment around the gym sauna either!