Country vs. Penis Size

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  1. BradPittsDick69

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    We saw from our ladyfriend workin the change rooms at the Australian Open tennis tournamanet checking out cocks over the last ten years, that the two biggest dicks on the tennis tour (by that I mean men with te longest, thickest penises) are Yevgeny Kafelnikov and Marat Safin. Both these guys are Russian. Does this mean that Russians have the biggest dicks? We also saw Viggo Mortenson playing a Russain mafia guy fighting butt naked in a sauna with his mighty schlong flapping all over the place. I personally haven't seen any Russian cock. If Russians don't have the biggest cocks then who does?

    PS We all know the Chinese have the smallest dicks. Little clits without the hole. And they're not even ashamed to go parading their microscopic equipment around the gym sauna either!
     
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    I think there is so much variation within each country it's hard to say. You certainly can't make any claims based on a few people.

    Anyway, Viggo Mortenson is not Russian, he was playing a Russian!
     
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    A lot of these threads attempting to prove penis size by race, country, geography tend to be stale and often have a streak of racism in them.
     
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    Oh come on guys I wasn't trying to be racist or whatever. I just suddenly have a thing for all these Russian guys... And I was hoping maybe a Russian or someone who knows Russians would reply.
    PS Have you seen the heavyweight boxing champoin, Wladimir Klitshko?? He is Ukranian actually, but close enough to Russian. That man is a mountain of meat!!!
     
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    Country vs. penis size? Well... as big as I am... I don't think my penis is actually larger in size than any sovereign nation. Maybe a couple of the itty bitty ones in Europe.
     
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    I was born in the United States,have a small penis and like to parade around the gym sauna.
     
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    Wasn't there just a thread like this that showed a study indicating Dutch men were the biggest?
    EDIT: I went back and looked it was which white race is the biggest and the Dutch vs Italian threads...so all countries weren't included.
     
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    This is absud. Countries ae not little boxes where people stay forever. People travel, relocate, intermarry and no country and no race has the biggest cocks. Cocks come in all shapes and sizes...everywhere...and in every colour.
     
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    "itty bitty" ones in Europe? Is that a suggestion that European cocks are smaller? Two words: MATT and H
     
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    I wasn't talking about cocks. I was referring to the six sovereign nations in Europe that are smaller than Rhode Island. If my penis stands a chance of being larger than any whole country, it would probably be one of those. I'll keep pumping and get back to you...

    [edit] make that seven countries, my mistake
     
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    I don't know whether it was Photoshopped, but I don't think it matters. Tennis players have extra tennis balls in their pockets. That's what you're seeing there. Nothing else.
     
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    hate to tell u but that photo in his pocket is an extra tennis ball not his cock
     
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    Why don't you ever post pictures of your NineInchCock? :cool:
     
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    This is all a manifestation of "the Grass is Greener" syndrome. It's always bigger over there or over there or over there. Once we're actually there, it's all about the same. And then the cycle starts over again. You can do great comparison shopping wherever you are.
     
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