Couple beers later, bigger penis.

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  1. Bennyman96

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    I've noticed, if i drink a couple beers in the evening, I would almost make a bet, it seems my penis is thicker and longer. It just seems to hang so much better than usual. I think it might have to do with the fact I seem more relaxed with the little bit of alcohol in me, or maybe the beer itself going through my system just seems to have that effect. I dunno, sounds stupid, but I always noticed it. If i get drunk, that's a different story. But just after a couple, it's all good. What do you guys think?
     
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    Same thing happens to me and most likely everyone. There is a logical explnation for this. Alcohol causes blood vessels to dialate(open up). This is why it makes you feel hot and looked red faced. This applies to arteries and veins all over the body, including the penis. This is also one of the reasons why your blood pressure drops when intoxicated Since your penis is a an organ made up entirly of inflatable blood vessels, the efffect is noticable.

    -ts
     
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    Along with what fightingcactus said, I think a lot it is psychological too. I know when I'm buzzed and I look in the mirror I look great. I skip over any percieved "imperfections". You might just feel like "wow, i have a big dick" when looking at it drunk rather than "my dick's pretty big, but not as big as..." which you might think sober. I just know that when I look at myself in the mirror when buzzed (but not shitfaced drunk, that's something else) I feel like I look very good, maybe just seeing things half full instead of half empty, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Beer does that to you.
     
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    The hops in beer contain phytoestrogens - naturally occuring female hormones that can affect men in a negative way.
    That is probably why too many beers can cause "brewer's droop"
     
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    Beer definitely makes your cock bigger, just like it makes women prettier.
     
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    Hey, if you feel this way...... order a case and keep in the frige. Do whatever it takes to have great sex.
     
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    After a couple of beers I think I look as good as Evandro Silveira. After a couple of doses of reality, I remember who I really am and what I really look like. Actually I like it. roflmao
     
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    Yeah it's all about the perception when you've had a few to drink.
     
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    It also makes your breath stink and sends you to pee all the time.

    Beer, she is a true love, but a harsh mistress.
     
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    well that's a cool explanation. Thanks guys! When I'm drunk though, nothing except boobies look good to me!
     
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    I notice the opposite.. after a skinful, my cock is tiny
     
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    Yea when you're shitfaced and look at it you'll be like "wow I have two of them!";)
     
  14. D_Garmanswait Glassnads

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    When I drink, I always get a really big softy. It's really cool, about 6 inches. About theonly time by balls hang well as well.
     
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