Couple filmed having sex in Dallas Cowboys bathroom

[nychguy79]

Two randy Cowboys fans got their freak on in the new Dallas Cowboys stadium bathroom on Monday. The video features the pair wearing Irvin jerseys banging missionary style on the bathroom floor. Don’t get too excited, it’s only in a three second loop–as I’m sure that’s all the guy needed to finish anyway. But this sparks an important debate about bathroom sex: Is it ever okay to get on your back in a urine-and-pubey laden floor? Couldn’t this chick just tell him to hit it from the back? And she could’ve even held onto the handicap rails and kept it classy. *Douchechills*.


NSFW video and still after the jump!

Via Tabloid Prodigy

 

[Coolhunter]

case of emergency, i suppose...

 

[HazelGod]

But this sparks an important debate about bathroom sex: Is it ever okay to get on your back in a urine-and-pubey laden floor?

Ummm, no. If this wasn't a hoax, the debate would be about why the fuck there are cameras in the restrooms.

But yeah...ew.

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

I would have been more impressed if it was two of the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

But this sparks an important debate about bathroom sex: Is it ever okay to get on your back in a urine-and-pubey laden floor?

I can think of few more effective boner killers.

Besides, it looks very posed to me.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I would have been more impressed if it was two of the Dallas Cowboys.

Me too!

 

[DiscoBoy]

That's a really clean washroom!

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

That's a really clean washroom!

Yeah, but it's a washroom used only by millionaires.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I would have been more impressed if it was two of the Dallas Cowboys.

Yes that clip would have been worth watching, as it is all we're subjected to is some skank with no self respect and her overweight boyfriend with Old man-bollox. Grim.

 

[Lex]

Ummm, no. If this wasn't a hoax, the debate would be about why the fuck there are cameras in the restrooms.

But yeah...ew.

1. Why would anyone think those pictures are real?

2. Sex on the floor of a public restroom has to be the best way to kill any sexual thoughts in a long time.

 

[B_capslock]

2. Sex on the floor of a public restroom has to be the best way to kill any sexual thoughts in a long time.

Being that you are 99% gay, I'm sure you just couldn't resist a nice, tight balloon knot beckoning you to filth it.... I mean even this asterisks probably has you sporting a chubby... *

OMG... just look at it...
so so hot....
so ready and beckoning!

http://www.erdman.cc/images/balloonknot.jpg

 

[Skull Mason]

bathroom looks too nice to be a public one

 

[HazelGod]

bathroom looks too nice to be a public one

It's "public" only in the sense that you need to have paid a couple hundred bucks to get into the new Cowboys stadium to use it. :biggrin1:

 

[CUBE]

and they keep a camera over the stahl...a dream come true