Cowboy?

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  1. Pecker

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    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

    She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."

    A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
     
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    wow this is to funny and why did it take 8 years for me to find it too funny
     
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    I was walking and a cowboy threw a revolver at my head

    Fucking gunslingers
     
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    Now did my old girlfriend hafta tell yah all the truth!
     
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