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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by jjhooligan, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. jjhooligan

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    I drop a log bout every other day, or every 3 days. I think that's normal. But I always have MASSIVE logs, like 5 inches wide and all coiled up, at least 1 foot long. I think I prob need more fiber or w.e. So describe your pooping everyone :)
     
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  3. Mr. Snakey

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    Has it got peanuts in it?
     
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    jjhooligan eat a can of corn, take some Metamucil or other fiber supplement and an exlaxx before you go to bed if you can't go after that you have a big problem.
     
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    5 inches wide! :eek:
     
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    Bits of corn n green leafy lettuce. Or is that spinach? Damn I can't remember! Hahaha jk. Who the F would wanna....blech. Do you have a scat fetish or what?
     
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    Can I barf now?
     
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    I think you want the other LPSG - Lame Posters Scat Group....
     
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    I think you meant the Large Poop Support Group.
     
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    #10 Mr. Snakey, Sep 18, 2011
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    I'll bite.

    Every other day is not bad, but most people I know go every day. So long as you're not straining to get it out, you're usually ok.

    However, it does sound like you need a bit more fiber in your diet both soluble and insoluble. Soluble is stuff like the fiber supplements, beans, breads, things like that. Insoluble is roughage, like lettuce, Celery, Corn, Carrots, etc.

    Also, sounds like you need more water to help move the mail along.

    I'm pretty regular, depending on what I eat. That's why I try and make sure I get some green things in my diet. Otherwise, I'm inconsistent, and it can be watery or I'll have to strain.

    Happy pooping, and don't forget the air freshener.....
     
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    Are you serious....:yikes:.......hell nooooooooooooooo....
     
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    Patchos There are some things in this world that are better left Un-seen.

    Eat more veggies and fiber. Drink more water/juice.
    Post better content newbie.
     
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    No, sounds like plenty of fiber. But you do need to get more liquids. That would increase softness and frequency.

    And you might want to contact the Guinness Book of Records re: the longest continuous turd, and practice swallowing thread.
     
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