:lmao:
Nah, I prefer my scenario better...
You wake up and realise that you are freezing cold, you look around and notice that you're in the bath...that there's blood...and then.....
HEY! Where did these people come from? Wait, stop... Why are they dragging me away? What's up with the white jacket? Hey hold on.
Why are you putting me in this jacket?
Wait. Stop! STOP!
Hey..............
STOP!!!!!!!
You are being taken to the land of Foreskins. A lovely land where all the men have wonderful foreskins. Foreskins of the thicker variety and those of the thinner as well. Long drape off the head of the penis skins and those which pull back to expose the blossoming penis head as a tongue tickles it to attention. Foreskins which are tight, and others which are loose. Some exceptionally loose and others which tighten up as the shaft beneath it thickens. The only thing wrong--for you--in this scenario is that you do not have a foreskin attached to your own dreamtube.
And now to borrow a few words from Archie Bell and The Drells (again I give away my age)--here's a little something called The Tighten Up (here taken completely out of context and only refering to foreskin tightening, so some lyrics are missing))
Come on now drummer. I want you to tighten
it up for me now. oh yeah
Tighten up on that bass now.
Tighten it up. ha ha Yeah
Oh yeah
Tighten up on that organ now.
Ya, do the tighten up. Yeah now.
I said if you can do it now,
It sure would be tough.
Now look here. Come on now. Make it mellow.
Let's tighten up now. Do the tighten up.
Everybody can do it now. So let's do it.
We're gonna tighten up. Let's do the tighten up.
You can do it now. So baby get to it.
Let's do your left now. Let's do your right.
You can do it. But don'tcha just do it light.
Come on and tighten up. Tighten it up now.
Tighten up that bass. Oh yeah
Now look here. I want that guitar to fall in on that.
Tighten it up now. Oh yeah
Now tighten it up organ.
There everybody, tighten it up.
Now look here. We gonna make it mellow for ya now.
We gonna make it mellow now.
Tighten up. You can tighten up