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Craziest Person To Catch You?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Lifeisgood703, May 28, 2019.

  1. Lifeisgood703

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    Who was the most wild or unexpected person to catch you wanking if you’ve been caught? Mine was either my doctor when I was in the hospital or the paper boy’s dad.
     
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    My brother walked in on me when we were vacationing at my gramma’s.
     
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    My dad lol having a play in my room and he just walked in he never said anything hahaha
     
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    The yardman was cutting our yard as per usual every other week. I really didn't think anything of him being outside as I listened to his riding lawn mower go back and forth across the lawn. My yard man had permission to come in whenever he wanted to use the restroom so I decided to shut my door and I thought it was locked. The restroom is in the hallway next to my room and I forgot to turn the porn down because I was drowning out the lawn mower. I was completely nude in my bed and at some point the yard man has stopped cutting the grass but I was completely unaware because the porn was getting really good so I lost my mental awareness to everything going on around me. Just as I was climaxing the door opens and the yard man is talking to me but I didn't hear him and was in mid stroke. Needless to say I didn't stop and he slowly backed out of the doorway and waited in the hall until I was done. After ejaculating I muted the tv and called out to him to see if he was still out in the hallway and he apologized and told me he could wait. I hurriedly cleaned up the mess that I'd made and threw on some pajama bottoms, still semi erect and oozing precum through my pajamas. I opened the door with a look of confusion as to what he needed and why he didn't knock for which he assured me he'd knocked but the tv was too loud and it was urgent. He was coming to ask me where I kept the gasoline. I'm standing in my doorway with a semi erect penis pointing out and to the side and I notice there is a wet spot where the tip of my penis rested and I'm pretty sure he saw it also. I was extremely embarrassed by all of this but he didn't seem to care and didn't mention anything about it. I payed him for his lawn service and gave him a good tip for the minor distraction for which he smirked and said "it's no biggie and I appreciate the tip."
     
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  5. Lifeisgood703

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    Wow great story
     
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    I thought I was home alone, I was in family room and my sister walked in, and then just kept on walking to get out.

    My dad sort of caught me, I was just finishing. I was under covers but I think he knew.

    My male cousins.
     
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    Oh my gosh. ha You have to be more careful.
     
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    The sister situation really bothered, disturbed me...the cousins, no big deal.
     
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    Sorry to hear that. I can only imagine.
     
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    Sister in Law was staying with is for a few days. One morning, I thought she left with my wife, so I didn’t lock the door. She thought I left for work. I was laying on our bed after a warm shower and she walked in while I was two handing it. She stopped in her tracks then shrieked then ran out the door. My wife has teased me mercilessly since. On the positive my sister in law told my wife that if she had one as big as mine she would play with it all the time too.
     
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    My dad, he caught me a couple of days ago but I’ve seen him masterbating twice so i guess we’re even ahaha
     
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    Similar story. Thought I was alone, we all lived together (wife and sister in law). She stopped in to ask if I was going to take a shower and got a great view. No shriek, but I can still remember the whoa.

    As far as I know she never told her sister. I do know she told a friend though.
     
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    my MILF neighbour. I was babysitting her kids and after they went to sleep I snuck into her room and fished some dirty panties from her laundry. I went into the bathroom and jerked off with them. She came home and walked in on me about to cum in them. FUCK!
     
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    It was an orderly at the hospital for me. I had been told that he would be coming to shave me for a hernia operation at 5:30, so they told me to be sure to order my meal s little early (this hospital lets you decide what to eat and when to eat). So, around 4:00, I got the grand idea that 1) I would not be able to wank for maybe a week and 2) I wanted to avoid a hardon when the guy came to shave me. I had seen him previously and he was pretty hot. So, I decided to wank. The way my room was set up, I could hear someone come in the room before they could see me, at least I believed that. So, I’m there with an 8 inch hard dick and wanking and in walks the orderly around 4:10. He looked at me and said “ I’ll give you a few minutes” and he came back at 4:30. Of course, he didn’t say anything, but he seemed to enjoy moving my 7 inches around while he did the job. But, mission accomplished, I did not get a hardon while he shaved me! However, I did not avoid him seeing me with it hard.
     
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    The just shaved me after getting anesthesia. Woke up with shaved pubes! Probably best that way
     
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    I was expecting him to bring it up since we’re pretty close but he never did
     
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    Awesome..
     
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    My great aunt....the details will remain quiet until later.
     
  19. 1491072

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    Tony, if you haven’t already been told this, although I suspect you have, you really are a Gem. You have a great bod, you’re cute/handsome, and you have a beautiful, sexy dick.
     
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