Craziest place you've Masturbated

[openfly]

chootie: i worked as a temp in an office building that held the carpenters local union. i kept seeing all the guys walk by me outside the hall and when my boss left me for the afternoon i was horny that i sat behind the desk and started jacking off. guys would continue to walk passed me and had no idea and that kept me rock hard. i came in a cleanex and flushed it right afterwards. i did that the rest of the week each time my boss left for the afternoon.

i jacked off in my backyard as a teenager in broad daylight on the chaise lounge waiting for my grandmother to get home. the other neighbors could have seen me if they wanted to.

i jacked of numerous times in public bathrooms with the door stall door open for passers by to look if they wanted to.

i jacked off in the backroom of a retail store i managed.

i jacked off in front of another retail store i managed NAKED before the store opened.

i jacked off while jogging. i stopped by the freeway and dropped my shorts and went at it for a few minutes.(which i later regret because i dont know who could have been passing by).

i have jacked off in my college hallway where anyone could have come around the corner to catch me.

i jacked off in my car, in a field, omg just about everywhere.

maybe, i am more exhibitionist. but, these things were all done like between the ages of 17-25. now i wouldnt risk my reputation or anything.

;D ;D

I get ya, but I still do a lot of those things--LOVE being caught with my boner in my hand, and probably poppers in my other hand, jacking! Side of freeway really gets me off, so do city streets with a lot of traffic--never consider who might be driving by as they probably couldn't tell who the person jacking off is---

 

[openfly]

blackpower: Hey LPSG,

I've been wondering if any of you have any unusual places that you may have masturbated in to relieve yourself because of the need and/or necessity.

I know for me one of the wildest place I've masturbated in was in an office building during working hours. I could have easily been caught, but it was one of those do nothing days with to much time on my hands. I was working downtown in the South Street Seaport area in Manhattan.

I was horned up and was not going down anytime soon. So I whipped out my dick and started stroking. I know that the thrill of someone walking in made it even more exhilarating. Did I ever blow a load. I had to shoot it in the waste paper basket. ;D.

I have other places as well, like the open train station platform. That was hot.

Just want to know if anyone have done something like this.

-BronxboyNY

Yup--open train station platform! Windows of an office building I was in, overlooked a busy street, about 5 floors up--

 

[openfly]

blackpower: Wow, when was the first time and who and where? I have to think back. The first time it happened was one of my best friends. It's funny when I think about it but at the time it only seem like good natured fun to me, but I finally realised that he was a bit more experienced than I was at the time.

We used to do all kinds of stuff together that boys did. Play basketball, baseball, ride bikes yada yada. Then came the day when we decided to compare dick sizes. I won ;D. (We were going on hardnest). Then came jacking it. This became a routine thing for us. I was around 14 then. Then came sucking. (It's funny when I reminesce about those times, cause it bring ups another story which I'll share one day).

I will not give his name under the 5th amendment :-X. Must protect his privacy.

But he was the first person to jack me off.

Thanks for having me remember that. .

The last time someone jerked me off was this beautiful guy this week. He was hot and so was I.

-BronxboyNY

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[openfly]

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The coat covering reminds me of my getting jackedoff in a crazy place. On a school bus coming home from a basketball game, my Freshman girl friend jacked me under the cover of my raincoat. I stopped her hand each time I was about to reach the point of no return, unlike you, Ecchi.

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[openfly]

The coat covering reminds me of my getting jackedoff in a crazy place. On a school bus coming home from a basketball game, my Freshman girl friend jacked me under the cover of my raincoat. I stopped her hand each time I was about to reach the point of no return, unlike you, Ecchi.

Luke :

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Hey Mods--If I didn't know better, I'd think you were picking on me, haha. Or, is there an arbitrary line drawn at which a person is no longer 'underage"? It would be helpful to know that.

 

[LilJock]

Craziest Place You've Masturbated​

Well, I was committed to an insane asylum once. . .

 

[GranadaGhia]

In a Ford Granada on the way to London, I reclined the seat and put a jacket over my lower body, I then undid my jeans and slipped down my briefs under the jacket and then began to massage my penis, I felt it getting hard, I then continued to massage it, after fifteen minutes I climaxed under the jacket. I then pulled up my briefs and did up my jeans. The driver didn't know about it.

 

[deleted627832]

Under a customer's house while, working

 

[gabriel-thomas]

In college I jacked off in my dorm room with the window shades open at all hours everyday, lights on, with another dorm tower next door. I was 18-19 and totally crazy.

I live in the city and still do this--they're getting a great show for free ;P

 

[gabriel-thomas]

I live in the city and still do this--they're getting a great show for free ;P

Craziest tho is a tie between (1) in my old boss's office (at his request--felt super dirty doing it, but loved the attention and the power-dynamic switch) or (2) with two friends in full view at the end of a dock and cumming into the lake.

 

[openfly]

I live in the city and still do this--they're getting a great show for free ;P

Glad to know I'm not alone, heh----

 

[cockbiter420]

department of human resources waiting room lol

 

[Tight_End_SC]

In the computer room while at work (23 yrs old). I was there on a Saturday morning and thought I was alone in the place, as that was usually the case on Saturday mornings. After I finished (and no... I did not let it fly all over the desk and sorts), I heard the door to the paper storage room close. haha

 

[LongThoughts84]

I did it with a friend at another friends house. We went into a back bedroom, pulled our pants down, got a little lube & made a mess all over the floor. I was 20 & he was 21 or 22.

 

[18wheeler]

I used to deliver lumber locally to new home and major remodel job sites. I made it a goal to jerk off and cum at every location I went to if possible. I’ve spent many times inside newly framed homes and even quite a few remodels jerking off.
As a truck driver. I’ve jerked off in my semi, restrooms, behind the trailer, and showers across the country.

 

[Upfourall]

Behind the wheel of my VW Beetle, driving home from my summer job, at night, down a winding mountain road, age 21. Wheeeee!

 

[outdoorw6]

London Underground Train & Platform, Buses, Trains, Backs of Taxi's, Roadsides, Bridge Over Motorway, Vancouver to Vancouver Island Ferry, Shop Doorways, Shop Changing Rooms, Middle Of Roads, At Bars, In Cafe's, In My Car as I'm Driving

 

[Chronicjacker]

While out for a run about midnight I got a hardon and jacked off on the street,

Outside around my pool while working in the yard.

driving to Vegas and a trucker was watching from his rig .

 

[deleted14740151]

In the front row of a darkened geography class, watching a film at school

 

[lapdog2001]

Some that cum to mind:

• At my cubicle at work, after hours when I was sure the place was empty. (Also fucked my girlfriend in an empty conference room after hours)
• While out for a walk in the woods
• Driving home at night in my car (never to completion, didn't want to crash! My orgasms can be intense)
• In the (lockable) single person restroom at another job when there was nobody around