Craziest place you've Masturbated

[Lenka01]

I even jerked off on the bus on the way to work. I hadn't had sex in a long time, and there was a beautiful girl sitting next to me, you know... I did it as inconspicuously as possible and covered it with the other hand. Of course, she looked at me strangely, but I think she did not understand what was really going on. Well it was the only wild incident. So I mostly jerk off on the FuckBook platform because I often hang out there. It's kind of like a dating site but for perverts.

 

[HOU_HEADHUNTER]

Apparently a lot of guys jackoff in fitting rooms. I recall working retail and one of our duties was to keep the fitting rooms clear of clothing. I distinctly recall the men's fitting room always having a unique smell. It was always that particular fitting room that needed to be shampooed on a regular basis. I ask one of my male co-workers who had been working there for a while about it and he jokingly told me to pay attention to the numerous stains that were on the men's fitting room carpet and compare it to the women's fitting room and I should be able to come to a conclusion as to why the men's fitting room was always needing to be shampooed.

 

[green26]

While in the military, during a training exercise, I was in an ambush position. I was there for a couple hours, bored out of my mind, so I decided to pop one real quick. I really got into it and lo and behold, a herd of deer came out of nowhere, I was scared shitless. I dare not make a move or sound or they would have trampled me, but they finally went about their business. Needless to say, I couldn't finish after that, lol