Crazy Porn Positions

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  1. Principessa

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    Crazy Porn Positions

    I know most men realize that porn is not what real people do in their own bedrooms. For those of you who don't, "LISTEN UP! Your girlfriend does not want to stand on her head while you eat her out!" The only reason you see stuff like this in porn is because it's an easy camera angle. Why do you think you rarely see missionary style sex in porn? Because it's hard to get the camera in there to see the action.

    I'm not saying you shouldn't experiment with positons, toys, sex in different rooms of the house or on places other than the bed, etc. Just consider your partner and how they feel and what they may have to do to fulfill your fantasy.


     
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    I would have a serious headache if I were the woman AND it should be only attempted on an empty stomach.
     
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    :lmao: Typical man, not listening! :12: My point was that it shouldn't be attempted at all. :cool:
     
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    Now, why can't we men make the same sort of generalizing jokes about women?

    Anyways...yeah...I don't think standng on one's head should ever be a part of sex. Unless the rush of blood to the head is some kink of yours.
     
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    thanks for the advice mother
    if only you were a guy, someone would have told you to shut up by now.. lol
     
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    So i guess having a big dick pulled out of your ass and then shoved down and ejaculating down your throat, whilst your bent over backwards and blindfolded and handcuffed would be out of the question:biggrin1:? Whatt'a ya say, Baby?:wink:
     
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    Working in the industry, body parts do get in the way of clear camera shots so women have to put one leg up and apart while doing missionary or cunnilingus. After keeping the leg in that position, they do complain of getting cramps or charlie horses and ask to rest between shots. The leg usually gets to rest on the bed with a normal missionary position. Being the dude on film myself, I was also asked to do a position that wasn't comfortable for both me and the actress. I had to fuck her with my dick pointed down and had to do about 100 squats with my dick in her while she was in a candlestick. That caused her a sore neck and upper back and me a sore hamstring and quads the next day. We never do these positions in real life but in porn we do this because we get paid big bucks.
    And the ass to mouth or choking on dicks thing, forget about this in real life, porn chicks complain about this all the time off camera but they do it for the bucks. What makes you think your girlfriend would do it for free?
     
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    99% of what you see in porn shouldn't be attempted at all. The stuff is flat out disgusting. Give me the Golden Era of porn anyday. I remember when the hopla over 'Deep Throat'. Nowadays you can show that on HBO practically. Nevermind movies like 'Cum Fart Cocktails' and 'Hey My Grandma is a Whore #8' enjoying big success.
     
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