Crazy Shit You Have Done To Mess W/people And Impress Friends?

Cecil56

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I'll start the thread with one of my most impressive...30 years later my buddies still laugh about it! :)

About 6 or 7 of us guys were getting drunk and water skiing at a public lake.
I had been in the water, but was back in the boat and my swim suit was totally dry.
We were done and docked the boat for loading up on the trailer. I needed to piss and my bladder was full.
Singled out a stranger on the beach and engaged him in conversation. Nice guy and easy to talk with.
My buddies just figured I knew the dude and were watching. Then things changed in a big way! LOL

Started pissing myself thru the swimsuit. He heard water puddling and looked down! Wish I could have
caught a picture. Shocked look on the stranger's face, word's alone make it hard to describe! I just acted
normal, like I did not even know what was happening.

He very quickly came up with an excuse to leave and bid me goodbye. Undaunted, I just followed him down the beach a bit, still talking and pissing. My buddies were laughing and crying upon my return.

Has to be some crazy SOB like myself on here. Let's hear your best story!