Create a new prejudice.

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    Disclaimer:- this is entirely in the interests of fun and should not be taken seriously.

    Create your own prejudice, i'll start with some examples.

    Schlongism - hatred of big dicked

    Opticalism - hatred of the partially sighted

    Dawdleism - hatred of slow walkers

    Mitchymoism - yeah well i hate you too fucker!
     
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    Bromophobia- irrational fear or hatred of persons who stink. ;)
     
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    blondephobic, the irrational fear that we really do have more fun!
     
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    Hm, I'm dawdleist, but didn't realize it until now. What an epiphany.
     
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    Anatidaeism - to hate to be watched by a duck
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: thats funny
     
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    Trollism- a not so irrational hatred of trolls who instigate here @ LPSG.
     
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    Catchism - the irrational fear of stupidity

    cqyhidm - the itational fear of typos
     
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    broism - jersey shore hatred
     
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    pubicism - The fear of body hair. :)
     
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    Twinkism (fear and distrust of twinks)
     
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    pandabearism- fear of serbs
     
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    Lurkerism's plex- A sever mistrust of lurkers who hide behind multiple accounts
     
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    Eurosongcontestism-Fear of those 2-3 days when Europe listens to crappy music!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    Serbo-masochism: It's the kinda of vampirish bondage practised by Luka's chums. :D
     
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    Pancake~ism....morbid dislike of tossers.
     
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    GEICOism--Go fuck a lizard because even a caveman can do it.

    thebandonfreecreditreportdotcomism--your band sucks if you can only write songs about freecreditreportdotcom.

    Beyonceism--Women with wherewithal dissin' the guys without munny and status and women who wear inappropriate clothes. And these women are compelled to sing about it in an OPERATIC diva way with a hip hop track on the background.

    Gagaphobia-- Irrational fear that Lady Gaga will infect everyone with her fashion sense, her idiosyncracies, and her songwriting style

    RyanSeacrestism--Celebrities that look like they suck dick in SCOPE commercials.

    Boboism with bootyphobia--Separating the clowns that booty dance from the clowns that don't.

    Parisist and Hiltonicism-- the pain and eroticism of that pain knowing that you are Paris Hilton. And the safety word is...overexposure.
     
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    Viaggravation--Mad that he called that doctor over an erection that lasted over four hours.

    GoneWildism--Mad at those young women that have "gone wild" in those late-night infomercials. Why can't there be SENIORS IN NURSING HOMES
    GONE WILD? Why can't there be MORMON ELDERS GONE WILD? Why can't there be CENSUS TAKERS GONE WILD ? Why can't there be TELETUBBIES GONE WILD?

    EXTENZE-ITY--Anger and rage after mixing EXTENZE soda and JAGERMEISTER.

    HATERADE CRIME--Someone chugged my carton of haterade and left behind their backwash in its place.

    "HEY!" BASHING-- Hatred for those friends who have to showoff their new goddamn smartphone, netbook, iPad, and any other new "IT-YOU MUST HAVE NEW ITEM" trendy electronic thing they have.

    "AUNTIE SLIM"ATICISM-- Hatred for those older folk who once was fat-arsed but after a major fast...(okay--liposuction and tummy tucks) are now still older folk but much thinner.

    SKIN HEAD--See "AUNTIE SLIM"ATICISM. All the fat is gone and you are left with skin around the head.

    "BOO-TOX"ICITY--Hatred for people with flat asses who get cosmetic surgery and get SOUL TRAIN dancer asses.


     
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