Create the origin story of the previous poster

[flame boy]

OK the name of the game is simple - Create the origin story of the previous poster.

What's an origin story? It's like a mini biography (usually used for comic book super heros) which details their rise to where they are today.

 

[deleted3782]

Flameboy was born in the small hill town of Saukatia Bandar in the deepest Nepal. His father was a goat herder, and his mother a milkmaid who sold cheese in the markets in Timbuktu for income. His favorite childhood memory involves his pet unicorn, named Glenda after the Good Witch in the Wizard of Oz. Flame was selected in 2000 as the best Majorette in his class, which earned him a scholarship in the prestigious Eton College, where he attained a diploma before moving on to Oxford where he earned a degree in the Anthropology, specifially the Physio-Morphology of the Human Penis. During a global research project funded by Trojan Condoms, he met Mr Flameboy who happened to have what Flameboy described in countless Microsoft presentations as "the most beautiful penis in the World". They married three days after meeting, in a small wedding chapel in Las Vegas presided over by a 60-year-old Elvis Impersonator. The couple retired to an estate once owned by Madonna in Wiltshire outside of London where they cross breed unicorns and llamas for a magic wool used by Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton that they understand masks evidence of drug and alcohol use.

 

[flame boy]

Born in the year 1767, exwhyzee (birth name: Lord Percival Synjin Gutterwang VII) was born in to disgusting wealth. By the age of four he was lord of his very own castle in which he kept many mythical creatures. Exwhyzee was solely responsible for the extinction of many wonderful beats including the Unicorn, Dodo and Dragon. By age fourteen he had been shunned by his family due to his preponderance for wearing short-shorts. He decided to rid himself of all his wealth and left the Scottish highlands for a monastery in Sao Paulo. It was here that he trained in a deadly fighting style combining ninjutsu and ballroom dancing. He was world famous for his deadly fighting style and hot shoe shuffle. He travelled the globe and conquered small countries with his bedazzling mixture of warfare and free style tap jazz (which although not yet invented, he takes no credit for creating).

When fighting and dancing began to bore him, he began studying science (or as the locals at the time called it "witchcraft"). True to form he picked up this skill very quickly and was a dab-hand at creating such wonders as the toilet brush, the fridge magnet and the beach ball. Science was obviously his true calling and on his 30th birthday he created his most wonderful invention to date - a time travelling doo-hicky.

In it's first test run, exwhyzee used himself as a test subject. Setting the dial to June 2005 he pressed the "go" button. He landed in 2005 without consequence in a small library in Oslo, curious as to his whereabouts he noticed a nearby computer (or as he proclaimed at the time "Demonic Box"), entering his initials (Lord Percival Synjin Gutterwang) he stumbled upon a website...

And the rest is history.