Creative curse words

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A friend of mine used "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" in a conversation we were having and I couldn't stop laughing because I hadn't heard that variation before and I was mentally picturing Jesus tap-dancing.

What are some of the funniest, oddest or whatever curse/swear word variations that you've heard?
 

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I knew a girl once who used to refer to another girl in high school as a "cum belching road whore." It used to always make me laugh...especially since I knew the "road whore."