Creative curse words

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  1. HyperHulk

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    A friend of mine used "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" in a conversation we were having and I couldn't stop laughing because I hadn't heard that variation before and I was mentally picturing Jesus tap-dancing.

    What are some of the funniest, oddest or whatever curse/swear word variations that you've heard?
     
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    instead of taking jesus' name in vain, a friend of mine used to say, "mother fucking cheese and rice!" it starts to rub off after a while :tongue:
     
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    It's an old one, but it still makes me laugh - Hugh Grant in Four Weddings....

    "Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-Fuck"
     
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    "You scratch!" and "you flap!" shortened from "you knob scratch" and "you piss flap"

    They were a bit surreal either way!
     
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    Oh another one which I totally love is "Shit The Bed" (used like "oh shit") - i sure got a prudy mouf.
     
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    My Friend used to say " Jesus H Christ ", never got what it meant though.
     
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    Heard once not exactly this thread, but...

    "I swear to drunk I'm not God"

    I've heard "Cheeses K. Rice."
     
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    I love this one. I want to use it. :biggrin1:
     
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    Love that one, we tend to say " Shit my Wack " though or " Shittinghell ":biggrin1:
     
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    hahahaha by all means please do so! i find myself saying it once in a while too.
     
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    Ok, I also just thought of south park the movie -

    "Donkey Raping Shit Eater"
     
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    :eek: That made me gasp out loud, which must mean it's an effective curse phrase.
     
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    what about uncle-fucker? that was also from the south park movie, lol.
     
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    Stupid shiitake / Shih Tzu!
     
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    Fussing Fucky - When someone is fucking fussy
     
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    Now, kids, I seriously doubt that Mr. Garrison would ever say, uh (reading), "Eat penguin shit, you ass behonker," mmkay?
     
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    I always like "ass-face" and "dick-fuck". Oh , and " bitch-boy ".
     
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    I knew a girl once who used to refer to another girl in high school as a "cum belching road whore." It used to always make me laugh...especially since I knew the "road whore."
     
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    Cunt Farts queef
     
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    Two of my favorite directives are:

    1) You go to SHIT! I wouldnt hit a snake in the ass with you!

    or

    2) Go scratch your mangy ass with a broken bottle.

    :eek:

    :biggrin1:
     
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