Creative ways to punish your misbehaving man?

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ladies....I can tell u my wife dropped kicked my ass to the floor in a drunken fit of rage like 3 weeks ago....yes i was dancin with a lady friend of hers...so what, a bit of bump and grind..no harm......after she knocked me down...she then kicked me a few times...to reinforce her wishes.....I DID NOT CARE FOR IT.....may i suggest do not use this tactic...it did not go over well....but yet..I learned not to dance w/her friends!!

You stupid douchebag, you deserved every bruise.
 

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Would be a different story if he was beating on his wife though?

Fuck no. Anyone stupid enough to be bumping and grinding with anyone in front of a monogamous partner is liable to get kicked the shit out of. That's how marriage works.

An open marriage is a different story.

Note: I'm not promoting violence here, I mean it figuratively and I think the woman should be charged with assault right after he dumps her ass.
 

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I hear you on this. I once told my BF that I would withhold sex from him (of course i was just kidding) and he just laughed at me and said that there was no way I would make it. He knows me better than I thought!
On a serious note, I do not believe in punishing anyone. :smile:

I do like to give a girl a spanking from time to time
but seriously punishments and that bs passive-aggressive behavior is for children
 

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Why would you not take out the trash knowing the dog was going to get into it? Big game or not. I'd say i'd punish you by telling you that you'll remember better next time while you are cleaning up all the trash strewn about the house from the dog. And then i'd go run a bath.

My husband doesnt leave the toilet seat up.

This whole thread is a little odd to me.

I love you babe honest, but if you are standing near the problem, and he is away from the problem, why the hell would you call him into there just to fix the problem
 

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ladies....I can tell u my wife dropped kicked my ass to the floor in a drunken fit of rage like 3 weeks ago....yes i was dancin with a lady friend of hers...so what, a bit of bump and grind..no harm......after she knocked me down...she then kicked me a few times...to reinforce her wishes.....I DID NOT CARE FOR IT.....may i suggest do not use this tactic...it did not go over well....but yet..I learned not to dance w/her friends!!

I remember you posting about this. I look at it this way, there should be no abuse in a realtionship from either partner. I was in an abusive marriage and it is not right and you should not put up with it.
Technically, she could have gone to jail for it.
I understand you pissed her off, but there are ways to deal with this, like communication. Hitting doesn't solve anything.
 

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I do like to give a girl a spanking from time to time
but seriously punishments and that bs passive-aggressive behavior is for children
My BF always threatens me with a good pants down spanking. I reply with "and pinch me too please?" LOL
 

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With holding sex doesn't really work on me... at least in my current relationship.
"You may or may not have said something dumb and I'm going to punish you by not having sex with you"
"Ok, I'm sick of putting up with your shit and having to do all the work anyways. Have fun fucking the delivery boy... whore."

God I want to sell my house.
 

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With holding sex doesn't really work on me... at least in my current relationship.
"You may or may not have said something dumb and I'm going to punish you by not having sex with you"
"Ok, I'm sick of putting up with your shit and having to do all the work anyways. Have fun fucking the delivery boy... whore."

God I want to sell my house.
awwww
 

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One night when I was going to get together with my bud, my ex (girlfriend at the time) threatened to spend the night at a bar with a guy at work who had been flirting with her.
 

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Had a misbehaving boyfriend a few times, and to tune him up, I would take it out on in the bedroom. You see he thought he was getting cuffed to my bed to have a little sex. I knew he was very ticklish so I tickled him until he was reduced to a screaming girl. I'm sure the neighbors could hear it even. Then I said, I'll be back in a few hours lover, I'm going shopping and left him to his own devices.
 

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Be as creative as you want.But understand that if you try to do this with me you will be sitting on the curb with your shit in short order!
 

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I don't have time to punish anyone. I'm far more likely to just bring the garbage to the sofa, pause the DVR, and return to whatever I was doing that was so important I couldn't get the trash out myself.

I hate to be tickled. When my dude wants something done, and I procrastinate longer than he'd like, he just tickles me until I scream, and then I get it done like my pants are on fire.
 

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"Punish" a lover? Not in my house you don't!

If the only way somebody can communicate their displeasure with a partner's actions is to punish them, that says a lot more about the "punisher" than the partner.