this is a thread for creepy advances made on you because of your dick size. a few years ago i was in a subways/gas station stop and taking a shit. some dude came in and got in the stall next to me. after a few minutes i heard some rustling behind me and didnt think to much of it. i stood up to wipe (yeah, i'm one of those guys) and saw on the floor mind you behind the toilet the head of a man in his mid-fifties. he smiles and says "nice dick, mind if i suck it?" needlessly to say i just yelled get the fuck out of here and he moved out real quick. when i came out into the parking lot he came up and said he was sorry if i was scared but that he was a gay guy as if that was why i was freaked out. i will never forget that creepy smile and everytime there is a rape story on the news i see that face.