cretinism^H^H^H CREATIONISM at the friggin ZOO

[jonb]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Jun 12 2005, 02:54 PM
LOL. They only want diversity when it's convenient for them.

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Actually, it's a little more complicated than that. I like having people from different economic or religious backgrounds give their perspectives. I don't like having pious frauds give their perspective.

 

[absinthium]

Yeah, Zora, just when will THEIR religion get representation?!?!?!

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 12 2005, 09:46 PM
Seriously, how Kindergarten is that?
"Well, the Hindus have an elephant statue and those OTHER Indians have their religion represented, why not MINE? Boohoo, it's not fair!!!"
Why won't anyone grow up?

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What's funny is, that isn't an Indian saying. It's pure neopagan. Don't know if it's Wicca, Druid, or what, but it follows the neopagan formula. Maybe it's from the Chief Seattle speech, which still means it ain't Indian. Of course, I don't know of any tribes which accept converts either. Well, there's the Wanabi tribe of the Weirthefukawi reservation.

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Jun 14 2005, 03:28 AM
I wouldn't trade the Christianity we have

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speak for yourself there kiddo...

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 14 2005, 12:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 14 2005, 12:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 12 2005, 09:46 PM
Seriously, how Kindergarten is that?
"Well, the Hindus have an elephant statue and those OTHER Indians have their religion represented, why not MINE? Boohoo, it&#39;s not fair&#33;&#33;&#33;"
Why won&#39;t anyone grow up?

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What&#39;s funny is, that isn&#39;t an Indian saying. It&#39;s pure neopagan. Don&#39;t know if it&#39;s Wicca, Druid, or what, but it follows the neopagan formula. Maybe it&#39;s from the Chief Seattle speech, which still means it ain&#39;t Indian. Of course, I don&#39;t know of any tribes which accept converts either. Well, there&#39;s the Wanabi tribe of the Weirthefukawi reservation.

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The point is that their whole stance is that they found it irritating that someone else got to have something that they didn&#39;t get. It is amusing, if sad, that they didn&#39;t even get it right in the first place. I hate the fact that it couldn&#39;t just be taken at face value as a somewhat positive message, just because it didn&#39;t come from the sweltering crotch of Bibleland, which I hear is due east of Caucasia.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 14 2005, 04:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 14 2005, 04:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 12 2005, 09:46 PM
Seriously, how Kindergarten is that?
"Well, the Hindus have an elephant statue and those OTHER Indians have their religion represented, why not MINE? Boohoo, it&#39;s not fair&#33;&#33;&#33;"
Why won&#39;t anyone grow up?

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What&#39;s funny is, that isn&#39;t an Indian saying. It&#39;s pure neopagan. Don&#39;t know if it&#39;s Wicca, Druid, or what, but it follows the neopagan formula. Maybe it&#39;s from the Chief Seattle speech, which still means it ain&#39;t Indian. Of course, I don&#39;t know of any tribes which accept converts either. Well, there&#39;s the Wanabi tribe of the Weirthefukawi reservation.

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Yeah, that&#39;s the tribe all the blonde Ohio strippers named "Cherokee" belong to.

 

[absinthium]

What, Zora, you&#39;re saying it&#39;s NOT plausible that old toothless "Apache" that works at the Foxy Lady had ignorant blonde ancestors that raped and pillaged their fair share of natives?

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jun 14 2005, 05:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jun 14 2005, 05:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>What&#39;s an alternative then?

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whatever you like.

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is it just me, or is this turning into personal attacks?

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it&#39;s just you.

you&#39;re welcome&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by mrhung642@Jun 14 2005, 04:06 PM
is it just me, or is this turning into personal attacks? I mean, argument is fine, i think its great, but its gettin a little ridiculous.

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It&#39;s just you. In case you haven&#39;t noticed, we&#39;re BORED. We tend to digress more than a little when there is a lack of credible things to discuss. Fundies and their idiosyncracies and always fair game. If they didn&#39;t want to be logs for the fire, they could just be less agressively stupid, but when a group go out of their way to display their stupidity, they are asking for retorts.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 14 2005, 03:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 14 2005, 03:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mrhung642@Jun 14 2005, 04:06 PM
is it just me, or is this turning into personal attacks? I mean, argument is fine, i think its great, but its gettin a little ridiculous.

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It&#39;s just you. In case you haven&#39;t noticed, we&#39;re BORED. We tend to digress more than a little when there is a lack of credible things to discuss. Fundies and their idiosyncracies and always fair game. If they didn&#39;t want to be logs for the fire, they could just be less agressively stupid, but when a group go out of their way to display their stupidity, they are asking for retorts.

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Ouch, you scorched &#39;em so hot even I felt it, and I ain&#39;t one of &#39;em&#33;

Madame, once again, it seems that someone wants to call you a name because you are a leftist, and that&#39;s ok. But if you call them fundies, then it is not just a personal attack, but an attack also on their faith, god, and every single good god-fearin&#39; american (pronounced a&#39;merkin.)

 

[absinthium]

Ummm... That was more of an inside joke with my mom... We know a lot of very pasty blonde girls who happen to be strippers that claim to be part of some Native American tribe or another. It seems unlikely, not impossible, but unlikely that they ALL are.

And it&#39;s an established fact that a lot of white people did pretty not nice things to not white people... The only way my stating these facts could hurt your feelings is if you identify with those people. I&#39;m sorry, but I&#39;m allowed to talk shit about people who committed atrocities against others.

...And just as a personal recommendation, grow a fucking sense of humor.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 14 2005, 01:46 PM
Ummm... That was more of an inside joke with my mom... We know a lot of very pasty blonde girls who happen to be strippers that claim to be part of some Native American tribe or another. It seems unlikely, not impossible, but unlikely that they ALL are.

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I think Adam and Eve were Cherokee royalty. LOL

What&#39;s funny about it is, most plains tribes at least prefer at least a little bit of modesty. Which is why men would traditionally go around in nothing but a loin cloth and mocassins during summer and women would simply wear a shorter dress. (Don&#39;t worry; there were like a bazillion other gender double standards where women win out.)

Chimera thinks a joke is on par with the gas chambers.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jun 14 2005, 05:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jun 14 2005, 05:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 14 2005, 12:57 AM
which I hear is due east of Caucasia.

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had ignorant blonde ancestors that raped and pillaged their fair share of natives?

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Any more cheap shots you want to take?

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You see, fundie jokes have to be interspersed into conversations. If we attempted to list all the ways their ideas are laughable, we&#39;d overtake the entire board so we limit our quips by using the "here and there" method.

For the record, you don&#39;t appear to be stupid, so why are you defending stupidity? Are you asserting that the Bible belt is NOT white man&#39;s land? Are you suggesting that white men did NOT rape and pillage the natives? Geez, grow up&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX+Jun 15 2005, 01:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ChimeraTX &#064; Jun 15 2005, 01:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 14 2005, 04:56 PM
Chimera thinks a joke is on par with the gas chambers.

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I wouldn&#39;t go that far. I was never a proponent of revisionism anyway.

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Why the gun, are you TRYING to creep us out?

 

[major_7]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 14 2005, 11:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 14 2005, 11:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Jun 15 2005, 01:31 AM
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@Jun 14 2005, 04:56 PM
Chimera thinks a joke is on par with the gas chambers.

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I wouldn&#39;t go that far. I was never a proponent of revisionism anyway.

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Why the gun, are you TRYING to creep us out?

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Dr. Rock... is that a gun on his shoulder or is he tryi *blam*

Thank you&#33;

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 14 2005, 05:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 14 2005, 05:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Jun 14 2005, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 14 2005, 12:57 AM
which I hear is due east of Caucasia.

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@Jun 14 2005, 11:03 AM
had ignorant blonde ancestors that raped and pillaged their fair share of natives?

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Any more cheap shots you want to take?

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You see, fundie jokes have to be interspersed into conversations. If we attempted to list all the ways their ideas are laughable, we&#39;d overtake the entire board so we limit our quips by using the "here and there" method.

For the record, you don&#39;t appear to be stupid, so why are you defending stupidity? Are you asserting that the Bible belt is NOT white man&#39;s land? Are you suggesting that white men did NOT rape and pillage the natives? Geez, grow up&#33;

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To suggest differently would be foolish. The truth is that in every culture and in every war, some of the victorious soliders have pillaged the land and have taken the defeated females of the defeated group for pleasure. Some have taken them as wives, some have just basically raped them. Every culture has some examples of this happening. Some groups have been more brutal than others, had a higher percentage of soldiers doing it and some being more civilizied.

As for the fundies, they are laughable in every religion. Christianity isn&#39;t the only religion with fundies. Islam has them, Judaism has them. And so does every other religion. I equate fundie religion with mostly fake religion. I know some are truly sincere. They are gullable and believe what they are told. The fundie leaders though know exactly what they are doing.

Jana, it has been a while since you and I teamed up with a stream of fundie jokes and redicule. It is time to come up with more material and produce another volume for our readers to read. It&#39;s summer the readers are bored.

Since old Goerge is now born again. I think he needs to be immersed. I am sure I can get a group of guys to help with that. Jana, how long did you say George needed to be under water to atone for his sins. Three hours does seem a bit long.

Perhaps we could make a list of fundies to baptise by immersion this summer.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jun 18 2005, 01:57 PM
Perhaps we could make a list of fundies to baptise by immersion this summer.

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OOH&#33; OOH&#33; Can I play?
My vote goes for Simon Lease.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jun 18 2005, 01:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jun 18 2005, 01:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Freddie53@Jun 18 2005, 01:57 PM
Perhaps we could make a list of fundies to baptise by immersion this summer.

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OOH&#33; OOH&#33; Can I play?
My vote goes for Simon Lease.

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How many hours does he need under water?

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Freddie53+Jun 18 2005, 06:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Jun 18 2005, 06:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 18 2005, 01:09 PM
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Perhaps we could make a list of fundies to baptise by immersion this summer.

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OOH&#33; OOH&#33; Can I play?
My vote goes for Simon Lease.

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How many hours does he need under water?

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Quite a few. We&#39;ll keep him under as long as Ken Blackwell.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 18 2005, 03:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 18 2005, 03:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jun 18 2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 18 2005, 01:09 PM
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Perhaps we could make a list of fundies to baptise by immersion this summer.

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OOH&#33; OOH&#33; Can I play?
My vote goes for Simon Lease.

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How many hours does he need under water?

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Quite a few. We&#39;ll keep him under as long as Ken Blackwell.

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They are probably asfixiation fetishists anyways ... all those types seem to have these huge dirty little secrets that eventually come out.