cretinism^H^H^H CREATIONISM at the friggin ZOO

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 18 2005, 04:49 PM
They are probably asfixiation fetishists anyways ... all those types seem to have these huge dirty little secrets that eventually come out.

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I see Lease being a hotplate bottom.

...In that instance, I'd gladly volunteer to be top.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jun 18 2005, 09:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jun 18 2005, 09:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@Jun 18 2005, 04:49 PM
They are probably asfixiation fetishists anyways ... all those types seem to have these huge dirty little secrets that eventually come out.

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I see Lease being a hotplate bottom.

...In that instance, I&#39;d gladly volunteer to be top.

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Ok .. I have NO IDEA what that is. You&#39;ll have to enlighten me.

 

[absinthium]

1. hot plate
The act of placing seran wrap on a person&#39;s face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face&#33; -urbandictionary.com

It feels good to be enlightened, huh?

 

[dolf250]

Great&#33; They’ve finally named my fetish&#33; Perhaps I will peruse urbandictionary.com for more words or phrases that I probably should not know exist. :evilgrin:

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 02:21 AM

1. hot plate
The act of placing seran wrap on a person&#39;s face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face&#33; -urbandictionary.com

It feels good to be enlightened, huh?

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Oww thats hot&#33;

I suddenly have a craving for a large plate of corn, and a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

hmmm...

 

[GottaBigOne]

Originally posted by ashlar+Jun 19 2005, 09:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Jun 19 2005, 09:32 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 02:21 AM

1. hot plate
The act of placing seran wrap on a person&#39;s face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face&#33; -urbandictionary.com

It feels good to be enlightened, huh?

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Oww thats hot&#33;

I suddenly have a craving for a large plate of corn, and a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

hmmm...

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ahhh dude&#33;

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by dolf250@Jun 19 2005, 04:05 AM
Great&#33; They’ve finally named my fetish&#33; Perhaps I will peruse urbandictionary.com for more words or phrases that I probably should not know exist. :evilgrin:

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A few suggestions... Look up: rusty trombone, pink glove, tuna melt, donkey punch, and/or dirty sanchez (yeah, everyone knows that one, but it still makes me laugh).

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ashlar+Jun 19 2005, 05:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Jun 19 2005, 05:32 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 02:21 AM

1. hot plate
The act of placing seran wrap on a person&#39;s face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face&#33; -urbandictionary.com

It feels good to be enlightened, huh?

[post=322115]Quoted post[/post]​

Oww thats hot&#33;

I suddenly have a craving for a large plate of corn, and a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

hmmm...

[post=322133]Quoted post[/post]​

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Me personally, I was just smitten by "cheesy charlie". I&#39;d never heard that expression before. By conducting research elsewhere, I also came to learn that this same act could be called a "glass bottom boat". WHAT FUN&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by GottaBigOne@Jun 19 2005, 11:29 AM

ahhh dude&#33;

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Yeah, that was pretty nasty now that I think about it.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Axex@Jun 19 2005, 12:41 PM

Before or after it&#39;s been swallowed and digested?

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Pffft .. I was kidding. I don&#39;t even like corn.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 01:01 PM

Me personally, I was just smitten by "cheesy charlie". I&#39;d never heard that expression before. By conducting research elsewhere, I also came to learn that this same act could be called a "glass bottom boat". WHAT FUN&#33;

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This thread is warping my fragile little mind.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 19 2005, 02:43 PM
This thread is warping my fragile little mind.

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My dick.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jun 19 2005, 03:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jun 19 2005, 03:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@Jun 19 2005, 02:43 PM
This thread is warping my fragile little mind.

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My dick.

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Let me see&#33;

 

[absinthium]

But Ash, I&#39;m not that kinda girl&#33;
(Who am I kidding?)

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 20 2005, 12:32 AM
But Ash, I&#39;m not that kinda girl&#33;
(Who am I kidding?)

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I demand photos in the gallery immediately.

And may the gods have mercy upon your soul if your pubic hair colour is different from one photo to the next even in the slightest.

DOOM ON YOU&#33;

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by ashlar+Jun 20 2005, 01:44 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Jun 20 2005, 01:44 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 20 2005, 12:32 AM
But Ash, I&#39;m not that kinda girl&#33;
(Who am I kidding?)

[post=322335]Quoted post[/post]​

I demand photos in the gallery immediately.

And may the gods have mercy upon your soul if your pubic hair colour is different from one photo to the next even in the slightest.

DOOM ON YOU&#33;

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Awright, awright... You wanna see some COCK?&#33;?&#33; Check out the newest pic in my album. That&#39;s ALL me, baby&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jun 20 2005, 03:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jun 20 2005, 03:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 20 2005, 01:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-absinthium

@Jun 20 2005, 12:32 AM
But Ash, I&#39;m not that kinda girl&#33;
(Who am I kidding?)

[post=322335]Quoted post[/post]​

I demand photos in the gallery immediately.

And may the gods have mercy upon your soul if your pubic hair colour is different from one photo to the next even in the slightest.

DOOM ON YOU&#33;

[post=322339]Quoted post[/post]​

Awright, awright... You wanna see some COCK?&#33;?&#33; Check out the newest pic in my album. That&#39;s ALL me, baby&#33;

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DAMN&#33;

Thats HAWT&#33;&#33;&#33;

Owww&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

That dick looks photoshopped&#33;

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 01:59 PM
rusty trombone, pink glove, tuna melt, donkey punch, and/or dirty sanchez...

OK, guys, I have to admit to something. Last week I got the distinct feeling that my life experience is perhaps too slanted in favor of the decidedly...ummm...seedier side of life?

I&#39;m taking a class in glass blowing (and really loving it) and, during the first class meeting, when the instructor began demonstrating and explaining the glory hole, don&#39;t you just know exactly what jumped to my mind?

Out of curiosity, I had to look it up in Webster&#39;s and, sure enough, the primary definition is the heating chamber used for glass blowing, NOT the one that came to my tarnished mind.

Clearly, I&#39;ve been soiled.

Sullied&#33; Tainted Besmirched&#33; Corrupted&#33; Befouled&#33;

*sigh*

I choose to blame other people, of course, including you guys.

And yes, every time that I&#39;m told to "take it to the glory hole," I think of that. Then the instructor tells someone, "now blow&#33;" or "push it in further" or something equally innocuous, and I have to push it from my mind. I feel like a fourteen year old all of a sudden. "Ha-ha, she said &#39;rod&#33;&#39;"



I&#39;m going to hell.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 20 2005, 08:35 PM
That dick looks photoshopped&#33;

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What about my tits?

http://www.shocking.com/~ashlar/lj/romejul.jpg