cretinism^H^H^H CREATIONISM at the friggin ZOO

[ashlar]

Originally posted by steve319+Jun 20 2005, 10:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(steve319 &#064; Jun 20 2005, 10:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 19 2005, 01:59 PM
rusty trombone, pink glove, tuna melt, donkey punch, and/or dirty sanchez...

OK, guys, I have to admit to something. Last week I got the distinct feeling that my life experience is perhaps too slanted in favor of the decidedly...ummm...seedier side of life?

I&#39;m taking a class in glass blowing (and really loving it) and, during the first class meeting, when the instructor began demonstrating and explaining the glory hole, don&#39;t you just know exactly what jumped to my mind?

Out of curiosity, I had to look it up in Webster&#39;s and, sure enough, the primary definition is the heating chamber used for glass blowing, NOT the one that came to my tarnished mind.

Clearly, I&#39;ve been soiled.

Sullied&#33; Tainted Besmirched&#33; Corrupted&#33; Befouled&#33;

*sigh*

I choose to blame other people, of course, including you guys.

And yes, every time that I&#39;m told to "take it to the glory hole," I think of that. Then the instructor tells someone, "now blow&#33;" or "push it in further" or something equally innocuous, and I have to push it from my mind. I feel like a fourteen year old all of a sudden. "Ha-ha, she said &#39;rod&#33;&#39;"



I&#39;m going to hell.

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Shit just reading that post got me all hot n&#39; bothered.

Imma have to go touch myself now ... repeatedly.

 

[absinthium]

Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 20 2005, 09:35 PM
That dick looks photoshopped&#33;

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You&#39;re just jealous.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 21 2005, 01:25 AM
Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

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Only my Dr. knows for sure

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by ashlar+Jun 21 2005, 06:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Jun 21 2005, 06:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Jun 21 2005, 01:25 AM
Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

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Only my Dr. knows for sure

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that reminds me, I gotta book you in for a physical.

*checks diary*

hmmm... how about, uh, every single night from now on?

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Jun 21 2005, 05:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Jun 21 2005, 05:04 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 21 2005, 06:37 AM
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@Jun 21 2005, 01:25 AM
Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

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Only my Dr. knows for sure

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that reminds me, I gotta book you in for a physical.

*checks diary*

hmmm... how about, uh, every single night from now on?

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That sounds fantastic.

- Ashlar ... Rackin&#39; up the frequent flyer miles.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Axex@Jun 21 2005, 11:33 AM
Too bad you only get them for flying

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Yes well .. since Dr. Rock&#39;s so far away .. I&#39;d rack up quite a few in flying to see him every night ;P

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Jun 21 2005, 06:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Jun 21 2005, 06:04 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 21 2005, 06:37 AM
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Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

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Only my Dr. knows for sure

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that reminds me, I gotta book you in for a physical.

*checks diary*

hmmm... how about, uh, every single night from now on?

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I&#39;ll bring the speculums&#33;
And girl movies... So later when we get bored we can braid each other&#39;s hair and talk about BOYS&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jun 21 2005, 07:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jun 21 2005, 07:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Jun 21 2005, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by ashlar@Jun 21 2005, 06:37 AM
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Ash, those tits CAN&#39;T be real... They&#39;re so... Perfect...

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Only my Dr. knows for sure

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that reminds me, I gotta book you in for a physical.

*checks diary*

hmmm... how about, uh, every single night from now on?

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I&#39;ll bring the speculums&#33;
And girl movies... So later when we get bored we can braid each other&#39;s hair and talk about BOYS&#33;

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Oh, I wanna play&#33; I can&#39;t braid so well but I&#39;m killer with the scissors&#33;

And yes, Ashlar&#39;s tits are perfect, and REAL&#33;

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 23 2005, 03:57 AM
Oh, I wanna play&#33; I can&#39;t braid so well but I&#39;m killer with the scissors&#33;

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I can&#39;t imagine what kind of party could be had with gynecological instruments and scissors... Golly, I must be running with the wrong kinda crowd.

 

[ashlar]

I&#39;m afraid.

*runs away with Dr. Rock to his super secret casbah*