criss strokes real measurement!! 6.5 INCHES!!!

[mack_the_knife]

You have no point.
He even fits your definition. He is a "man of distinguished ability...admired for his noble qualities" He is a also a "person regarded as a model or ideal".
That's why he's a porn star you idiot.

He's a porn actor with a slightly above average length penis, he's not a hero by any definition. By the way, you left out "admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities" because it doesn't suit your argument. And what noble qualities does he possess? Perhaps you could also outline his heroic qualities or the heroic acts he's performed as part of the other definition of hero that you left out conveniently. His only "bravery" or "heroic act" (and it's self-serving at that) is sticking his dick into holes that hundreds or even thousands of other dicks have been in before. He's nothing more than a male porn whore.

Like I said, I have nothing against him, but he's not a hero under by circumstance or definition. Now if he's your personal hero, then more power to you, but you might want to rethink your priorities.

Here's a list of individuals that I would be more apt to consider "true heroes"...

True Heroes

 

[Mr_Snufalufagus]

That's defiantly not a Monster Cock........looks very average in those pictures.

 

[freakdick2hands]

i was really surprised to see this, but its a pic of him measured at about 6 inches.
Monstercockland - Home of the biggest monster cock videos and pictures - Funniest Measurement Ever

Strokes' cock has pronounced/prominent (dorsal) veins? protruding from his base which make for confusing visual interpretative measurement. Not quite hairpin turn angle, but the top side curve measurement as opposed to bottom side visual length, quite a size discrepancy appears.
Here are more photoshops to make everyone think I have too much time on my hands...

First pic shows Strokes' girth about 6". I don't think he is at full staff in this one. The tape measure is 5/8" wide. Approximate 5/8" segments along shaft... Rest of pics point out the vein(s) and the 5 inch intersection point to tip measurement.

 

[SchlongusGermanius]

Interesting - I didnt know who Criss Strokes is(shame on me), so I checked the referring entry on Wikiporno. There it says" Everyone is in love with Criss Strokes’ massive 10-inch cock"
Nice one :-D

 

[bobg4400]

I can't view the orignal pic? Its just some gif of a girl jerking a guy off with no tape measure in sight??

 

[D_Aberchirder_Crustinuts]

Bob,

I'm pretty sure it would be this (don't get your hopes up :biggrin1

Take Care

 

[StaffnRod]

Bob,

I'm pretty sure it would be this (don't get your hopes up :biggrin1
Take Care

Definitive to say the least !
The 4" mark is nearly 'bone pressed', in the left-side darkness.
Sorry Chriss - :crying: + Perhaps it shows how Aspect ratios do distort-
Tight Blonde Teen In Sexy Lingerie Sucks And Fucks A Big Cock
Although , I'm quite sure he enjoyed those ministrations ! :069:
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[Mule]

And yet there are still people here on LPSG that insist on these actors being much larger than they obviously are.

 

[mikeyp1122]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb8sf5BxD1rtllmoo1_1280.jpg

looks way bigger than 6.5 to me.

 

[mikeyp1122]

I personally am 6.5 and he looks way bigger then me, just saying.

 

[indeed]

That is a photoshopped version of the pic. Nearly all big cock pics on tumblr are, including some of my ones they've used and doctored, that site should be banned :S

 

[thisrighthere]

I personally am 6.5 and he looks way bigger then me, just saying.

Criss also has zero body fat. He could be 5 inches and it would still look at least somewhat huge on him.

I get the feeling that dnth8dask8rs IS Criss Strokes, and he is uncomfortable with this forum calling him out! :tongue:

 

[701757]

He's a porn actor with a slightly above average length penis, he's not a hero by any definition. By the way, you left out "admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities" because it doesn't suit your argument. And what noble qualities does he possess? Perhaps you could also outline his heroic qualities or the heroic acts he's performed as part of the other definition of hero that you left out conveniently. His only "bravery" or "heroic act" (and it's self-serving at that) is sticking his dick into holes that hundreds or even thousands of other dicks have been in before. He's nothing more than a male porn whore.

Like I said, I have nothing against him, but he's not a hero under by circumstance or definition. Now if he's your personal hero, then more power to you, but you might want to rethink your priorities.

Here's a list of individuals that I would be more apt to consider "true heroes"...

True Heroes

Hey, if someone is responsible for allowing hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of men relieve stress and have some fun via masturbation, I say he's a fucking hero.

 

[mack_the_knife]

Hey, if someone is responsible for allowing hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of men relieve stress and have some fun via masturbation, I say he's a fucking hero.

That's nice. Obvious emphasis on fucking, but we'll just have to agree to disagree on the definition of a hero, because he's not one. He's a porn whore, plain and simple, no more, no less. Good for him for having an attribute that clearly contributes to your quality of life, and good for you for accepting it.

 

[701757]

That's nice. Obvious emphasis on fucking, but we'll just have to agree to disagree on the definition of a hero, because he's not one. He's a porn whore, plain and simple, no more, no less. Good for him for having an attribute that clearly contributes to your quality of life, and good for you for accepting it.

So you don't watch porn? lol okay

 

[mack_the_knife]

So you don't watch porn? lol okay

Last I checked I didn't NEED porn to get off, but if you do then that's okay. Make no mistake though, when I do watch porn and when I do get off, I can assure you that I don't regard ANY of the performers as heroes, let alone Criss Strokes. So, if he's responsible for you getting off then, once again, good for you.

 

[Tevin99]

Some people here really need to take a break from watching porn. It is seriously ruining your perception of reality!

 

[701757]

Last I checked I didn't NEED porn to get off, but if you do then that's okay. Make no mistake though, when I do watch porn and when I do get off, I can assure you that I don't regard ANY of the performers as heroes, let alone Criss Strokes. So, if he's responsible for you getting off then, once again, good for you.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get off from any of those scenes if you remove Chris Strokes and the female actress is just sitting there. The male/female duo is responsible.

Why are you so distressed about people calling him a hero though? He's a successful porn actor and people like the films he's in. If you specifically refer to heroes as "people who risk their lives to save others", I think you need a broader definition. If not, then by all means share your definition of a hero.

 

[mikeyp1122]

That is a photoshopped version of the pic. Nearly all big cock pics on tumblr are, including some of my ones they've used and doctored, that site should be banned :S

Show me the original then, because I have been watching Criss Strokes for years and I know damn well his dick is longer than mine. He might not be as big as he says or as they have him listed, but he sure isn't 6.5 inches.

 

[mack_the_knife]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get off from any of those scenes if you remove Chris Strokes and the female actress is just sitting there. The male/female duo is responsible.

Why are you so distressed about people calling him a hero though? He's a successful porn actor and people like the films he's in. If you specifically refer to heroes as "people who risk their lives to save others", I think you need a broader definition. If not, then by all means share your definition of a hero.

I would simply say that in my definition of hero, porn stars are not eligible. And if you want to include porn stars in yours, then that's nice, but I would recommend narrowing your definition.