criss strokes real measurement!! 6.5 INCHES!!!

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You clearly don't know what bone-pressed means and/or looks like, and you clearly have never measured a dick (bent-straight and like the picture so that you can tell the difference) that has a slight upwards curve.

Either way, dude has a big dick and it is definitely bigger than 7 inches. Got to give props where props are due. I'd suck it. Could be thicker, though.
 

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I know what you are saying about bone pressed. The photo shows the measurement at the base of his dick starting somewhere between 3.75-4". So I can extrapolate that to mean that bone pressed on a skinny dude like Criss would add no more than 1/2" (unless you jam the tape in the space between the bone and the shaft which not only is very difficult and painful to do but is also as inaccurate a measurement of a cock as starting the tape at anything other than zero). I was very skinny for the first 25 years of my life so thats how I know that giving more than 1/2" for bone pressing is more than simply generous, its just not possible. The truth is that for a skinny guy, 1/4" is realistically what to expect to gain from bone pressing.

As for adding all that length for being curved, you are simply wrong, both mathematically and in practice. The only way to add significant length due to a curve is to measure IMPROPERLY (e.g. wrapping the tape around the tip).
 

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I know what you are saying about bone pressed. The photo shows the measurement at the base of his dick starting somewhere between 3.75-4". So I can extrapolate that to mean that bone pressed on a skinny dude like Criss would add no more than 1/2" (unless you jam the tape in the space between the bone and the shaft which not only is very difficult and painful to do but is also as inaccurate a measurement of a cock as starting the tape at anything other than zero). I was very skinny for the first 25 years of my life so thats how I know that giving more than 1/2" for bone pressing is more than simply generous, its just not possible. The truth is that for a skinny guy, 1/4" is realistically what to expect to gain from bone pressing.

As for adding all that length for being curved, you are simply wrong, both mathematically and in practice. The only way to add significant length due to a curve is to measure IMPROPERLY (e.g. wrapping the tape around the tip).
Indeed. The curvature business was addressed and debunked back on page 4 of this thread (posts 46 through 60) by Stratedude, who demonstrates that even a cock that curved through 45 degrees of arc (a far tighter curve than Criss has) and measured 7 inches with a ruler would only measure 0.2 inch more along its curve.
 

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Haha. I just wonder how pissed these guys have to be when someone fucks up and makes their real size (or lack thereof) known.

I don't think he has to be. He's a very good looking guy, he has a big dick even if it's not 10 inches, he gets paid to fuck beautiful girls.
The last thing on his mind has to be a bunch of people bitching about him on a penis forum :wink:
 

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anyone did the banana test yet? ^^
stratedudes calculation is accurate for a line, not for sth that has a volume. just sayin'
but seriously who cares.

anyway Strokes is between 6.5 and 7 inches. that's the bottom line cause... hum... Cal and strate said so! (and at most slightly above 7 because I said so!)
 

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anyone did the banana test yet? ^^
stratedudes calculation is accurate for a line, not for sth that has a volume. just sayin'
but seriously who cares.

anyway Strokes is between 6.5 and 7 inches. that's the bottom line cause... hum... Cal and strate said so! (and at most slightly above 7 because I said so!)

Not sure what you are saying here - you mean if I measure the LONG side of a curved banana there is a significantly greater measurement? If that is what you mean then how do you account for the other side which is significantly shorter?

Here is how: A curved penis should be measured around it's centerline not the longest edge. The difference between that length and the length of it's perfectly straight counterpart would be very close to my calculations.

Anyway all of this will be mute as soon as my Cousin starts the first ever complete and accurate world penis measurement. Anyone in?
 
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Either way, he's significantly bigger than average. It's a bit odd to me how gleeful some people are when they find someone may not be as large as advertised. Porn inches after all. Most everyone knows that by now.
 

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I hear ya Rawdog. But the evidence in the op's pic and the exhaustive discussion of this thread is pretty damning. I mean I can push a ruler lightly into my abdomen and get 7.5 but my dick just doesn't look as long as Chris's. Now I have a pretty straight dick with 6" girth at the center but still.. doesn't seem to add up somehow
 

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The measuring system is so very fucked up, I think we should all give him an honest 7-7.25." That's big by almost any standard and somewhere around the median in porn land. Let's let poor Criss rest in peace (piece?).
 

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Not sure what you are saying here - you mean if I measure the LONG side of a curved banana there is a significantly greater measurement? If that is what you mean then how do you account for the other side which is significantly shorter?

Here is how: A curved penis should be measured around it's centerline not the longest edge. The difference between that length and the length of it's perfectly straight counterpart would be very close to my calculations.

Anyway all of this will be mute as soon as my Cousin starts the first ever complete and accurate world penis measurement. Anyone in?


You know guys ALWAYS measure the longest way possible. :biggrin1: :wink:
 

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You guys trying to say he is only 6.5 to 7 are only trying to make yourselves feel better.

I'd give him at least 7.5 which is pretty long and he may be a bit more than that.

Please, give up the under 7 inches talk. It makes you look small and petty.
 

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What's the big deal ? Anyone know Castro ? He's supposed to be 10 inches...In reality he's barely 7 and a half.

They often do this in porn...Camera angles , men of small physical built.. and voila...you got a 13 inch dick. No one in the porn industry actually has a legit cock that big.

Have you guys ever seen what 12 , 13 or 14 inches actually looks like in the real world ?...Can't believe people are so naive.