Criticise my penis!

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  1. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    Everyone is generally really nice here, I would like someone to tell me what is wrong with my penis in their eyes, honest feedback is the best and most gratifying!
     
  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Does "Too pretty!!!" count as criticizing? Sorry,I dont' see anything wrong with it.
     
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    looks kinda like mine..i like mine ...so ur is great too.
     
  4. got_lost

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    It's there and not here :biggrin1:
     
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    What is wrong with your penis in my eyes...? I really DON'T want to be stabbed in the eye with your penis thats what's wrong with it :tongue: :biggrin1:
     
  6. 12inch_pianist

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    Oh wow thanks! I guess my comment about everyone generally being nice is more powerful than my comment about trying to get some critiscism....maybe I should reword constructive crticisism....perhaps could be longer, thicker, prefer foreskin or not etc...I just wanna be prepared in case I get any of these with future partners!!
     
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    I think the one you will most frequently hear is “you ain’t puttin’ that monster in my hole!”
     
  8. got_lost

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    *takes another look....*

    only thing wrong with that penis is it's attached to someone who thinks there could be something wrong with it! :rolleyes:
     
  9. 12inch_pianist

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    dont get me wrong i dont think there is anything wrong with it! Always been able to please lovers in the past, although one did say i was small so i thought given the reaction Ihave got here, if anyone would think the same or the opposite that i was too big, or a golidlocks penis!!
     
  10. got_lost

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    WTF is a 'goldilocks' penis?

    :lmao: I was thinking of 'please can I have some more' but that was oliver! :lmao:
     
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    lol goldilocks penis is the one thats not too big not too small but just right!!
     
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    It's too loud, and it clashes with the accent pillows on my couch.
     
  13. got_lost

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    AAAHHHHHHHHHH! Gotcha!!!

    Yeah that'd be the one....

    though hate to say it but calling it a 'goldilocks' penis might possibly not be the way to go... :lmao:
     
  14. 12inch_pianist

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    not a chance in hell i would say that out loud!!! Can you imagine getting a woman to call it tthat while she is deepthroating me, wonder what that would sound like!!
     
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    "go(gag)ld(gag)i(gag,cough)lo(gag,choke tears streaming down) for fuck's sake just let me suck your cock and quit asking me to call it that name!"
     
  16. 12inch_pianist

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    lol although with tits as sexy as yours not sure id want it in your mouth more in between those mammoth mammaries!!
     
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    I got nothing!!!

    I mean the different color at and towards the head is something that always strikes me as kind of odd initially, but that's a part of what you have. Initially you didn't appear to have firm erections, but I think some of the other ones prove you do. I find it odd any women would honestly think you were too small. I mean the most demanding size queen could I suppose, but I find even that to be a stretch. If anything I think you'd have some say you were maybe too big. Other than hardness, my only true criticism (of any penis) would involve technique, the latter clearly not applying here.
     
  18. 12inch_pianist

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    Thanks Aplus, really appreciate that honest feedback, the colour thing is quite interesting, guess its part a nad parcel of being dark skinned, guess it proves we all the same colour under the skin!!

    I dont have problem getting hard erections although there is not much difference between my soft and hard states which prob adds to the confusion!

    Thank you again, exactly the sorta thing I was looking for
     
  19. got_lost

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    So I guess the rest of us were crap! :lmao:

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Well he could tell you just wanted a shag K8 :tongue:
     
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